1 00:01:44,333 --> 00:01:46,083 Mindless violence lit up the sky. 2 00:01:46,999 --> 00:01:49,249 America, the 1970s- 3 00:01:49,249 --> 00:01:51,166 The energy crisis is real. 4 00:01:51,166 --> 00:01:52,249 ♪ I'm running away ♪ 5 00:01:52,249 --> 00:01:54,291 A time of unrest and mistrust. 6 00:01:54,291 --> 00:01:56,541 I have never been a quitter. 7 00:01:57,374 --> 00:01:58,666 It was the night of terror. 8 00:01:58,666 --> 00:02:00,833 A time of fear and violence. 9 00:02:02,083 --> 00:02:04,374 We are entering a satanic age! 10 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:07,083 Anyone who can't see that is blind! 11 00:02:08,041 --> 00:02:10,791 Television documents the chaos, 12 00:02:10,791 --> 00:02:13,291 beams the horror into our living rooms. 13 00:02:16,374 --> 00:02:17,874 And so it is done. 14 00:02:19,958 --> 00:02:21,791 But it also offers comfort. 15 00:02:22,624 --> 00:02:25,416 April 4th, 1971, 16 00:02:25,416 --> 00:02:29,249 the first episode of UBC‘s "Night Owls" goes to air. 17 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:31,124 The network's hopes for a late night hit 18 00:02:31,124 --> 00:02:33,208 are riding on the shoulders of the host, 19 00:02:33,208 --> 00:02:35,499 a popular Chicago radio announcer. 20 00:02:35,499 --> 00:02:37,541 Good evening, Night Owls. 21 00:02:37,541 --> 00:02:39,249 I'm your host, Jack Delroy, 22 00:02:39,249 --> 00:02:41,833 and thank you for allowing me into your living rooms 23 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:45,458 for the first of what I hope will be many, many shows. 24 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,624 I'd like to thank everyone 25 00:02:48,624 --> 00:02:51,291 who helped bring this dream to life, 26 00:02:51,291 --> 00:02:53,999 especially my dear mom and dad back in Berwyn, Illinois, 27 00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:56,416 who I know are sitting in front of their TV set, 28 00:02:56,416 --> 00:02:58,416 big smiles on their faces, 29 00:02:58,416 --> 00:03:00,374 watching "The Tonight Show" with Johnny Carson. 30 00:03:04,374 --> 00:03:06,499 With its entertaining mix of interviews, 31 00:03:06,499 --> 00:03:08,208 music and sketch comedy, 32 00:03:08,208 --> 00:03:11,208 "Night Owls" with Jack Delroy captures the hearts 33 00:03:11,208 --> 00:03:12,791 and minds of midnight America. 34 00:03:17,624 --> 00:03:19,708 Well, I am sick of it, Crog. 35 00:03:19,708 --> 00:03:22,166 Stuck in the cave all day, 36 00:03:22,166 --> 00:03:23,999 cooking your sabre tooth stew. 37 00:03:23,999 --> 00:03:25,666 Oi, fellas, does this sound familiar? 38 00:03:25,666 --> 00:03:28,624 This is an Amazonian bird-eating spider. 39 00:03:30,333 --> 00:03:32,083 Looks like your furry little friend 40 00:03:32,083 --> 00:03:33,291 might have gotten a better offer. 41 00:03:34,458 --> 00:03:35,624 Don't panic, I got it, Jack. 42 00:03:35,624 --> 00:03:36,458 I got it. Excuse me, sir. 43 00:03:36,458 --> 00:03:38,333 - Gus. - Five nights a week 44 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:40,041 Jack helps an anxious nation 45 00:03:40,041 --> 00:03:41,208 forget its troubles. 46 00:03:41,208 --> 00:03:42,916 It's climbing Jack. It's climbing. 47 00:03:42,916 --> 00:03:45,166 In November, 1972, 48 00:03:45,166 --> 00:03:46,916 Jack inks a five-year deal 49 00:03:46,916 --> 00:03:49,541 with UBC owner Walker Bedford. 50 00:03:49,541 --> 00:03:51,291 Welcome to the UBC family, Jack- - [Reporter] What did you 51 00:03:51,291 --> 00:03:52,791 have to sacrifice to get here tonight. 52 00:03:53,624 --> 00:03:55,291 With an Emmy nomination to his name 53 00:03:55,291 --> 00:03:57,499 and growing audience share, 54 00:03:57,499 --> 00:04:00,708 Jack's sights are set on the coveted late night crown. 55 00:04:03,499 --> 00:04:06,458 By Jack's side through everything is his wife, 56 00:04:06,458 --> 00:04:09,958 the beloved stage actress, Madeleine Piper. 57 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:12,916 Despite Jack's relentless quest to be number one, 58 00:04:12,916 --> 00:04:15,624 they are considered one of showbiz's happiest 59 00:04:15,624 --> 00:04:17,749 and most enduring couples. 60 00:04:17,749 --> 00:04:21,041 Madeleine is his muse and his confidante, 61 00:04:21,041 --> 00:04:23,791 but she is not his only source of support. 62 00:04:26,208 --> 00:04:28,458 Jack's association with The Grove, 63 00:04:28,458 --> 00:04:31,749 a men-only club located in the Redwoods of California, 64 00:04:31,749 --> 00:04:33,124 has been the subject of rumor 65 00:04:33,124 --> 00:04:35,541 since his days in radio. 66 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:37,249 Established in the 1800s, 67 00:04:37,249 --> 00:04:41,083 and counting among its members, politicians, entertainers 68 00:04:41,083 --> 00:04:42,916 and captains of industry, 69 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,624 The Grove has long portrayed itself 70 00:04:44,624 --> 00:04:47,083 as a harmless summer camp for the rich and powerful. 71 00:04:49,083 --> 00:04:51,458 But speculation swirls around its taste 72 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,708 for arcane ceremony 73 00:04:53,708 --> 00:04:56,624 and its power to make and break careers. 74 00:04:56,624 --> 00:04:59,624 - Eight, seven, six! - Four seasons on 75 00:04:59,624 --> 00:05:02,249 and ratings still fail to match Carson. 76 00:05:06,041 --> 00:05:07,541 The nominations mount, 77 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:08,874 but no trophy. 78 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:13,249 Jack's reputation as perennial also ran, 79 00:05:13,249 --> 00:05:14,416 starts to bite. 80 00:05:15,874 --> 00:05:18,624 He knows that history remembers only kings. 81 00:05:21,208 --> 00:05:24,499 Then in September, 1976, 82 00:05:24,499 --> 00:05:27,249 Jack's world is turned upside down 83 00:05:27,249 --> 00:05:29,916 when Madeleine, a non-smoker, 84 00:05:29,916 --> 00:05:32,458 is diagnosed with terminal lung cancer. 85 00:05:35,166 --> 00:05:38,416 In October, Madeleine makes a special appearance 86 00:05:38,416 --> 00:05:39,458 on the show. 87 00:05:40,749 --> 00:05:44,458 Jack and I first met when I was doing "Oh! Calcutta!-" 88 00:05:44,458 --> 00:05:46,333 - Oh God - At the Eden. 89 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:48,541 My, you should have seen him 90 00:05:48,541 --> 00:05:50,874 blush when he came backstage and 91 00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:55,499 was confronted with all those glorious naked bodies. 92 00:05:56,416 --> 00:05:57,874 Remember, darling? 93 00:05:57,874 --> 00:05:58,999 Madeleine, I don't think 94 00:05:58,999 --> 00:06:01,083 we need to talk about- - See? 95 00:06:02,416 --> 00:06:03,874 He's blushing right now. 96 00:06:05,166 --> 00:06:07,624 How's a girl not supposed to fall in love with that? 97 00:06:07,624 --> 00:06:10,166 Aw! 98 00:06:10,166 --> 00:06:12,166 Isn't she something, ladies and gentlemen? 99 00:06:12,166 --> 00:06:13,916 It is the highest rating episode 100 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:15,708 in "Night Owl's" history, 101 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:18,124 but still falls a point short of Carson. 102 00:06:19,708 --> 00:06:21,333 I love you, Jack. 103 00:06:24,208 --> 00:06:25,833 Two weeks later, 104 00:06:25,833 --> 00:06:27,624 Madeleine is dead. 105 00:06:33,166 --> 00:06:35,666 A grieving Jack shuns the media. 106 00:06:35,666 --> 00:06:37,624 He flees New York. 107 00:06:37,624 --> 00:06:39,291 His location unknown. 108 00:06:40,541 --> 00:06:42,166 Just one month later, 109 00:06:42,166 --> 00:06:44,208 and to the surprise of many, 110 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:46,124 UBC announces his return. 111 00:06:46,124 --> 00:06:49,458 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Jack Delroy. 112 00:07:01,791 --> 00:07:04,041 But the gap between Delroy and Carson 113 00:07:04,041 --> 00:07:05,541 continues to widen. 114 00:07:07,083 --> 00:07:10,291 Jack and his longtime producer, Leo Fiske, 115 00:07:10,291 --> 00:07:12,374 go out of their way to court controversy 116 00:07:12,374 --> 00:07:15,208 in a bid to improve audience share. 117 00:07:15,208 --> 00:07:16,541 Not on my set, guys. 118 00:07:17,958 --> 00:07:18,791 He's strong as hell. 119 00:07:19,666 --> 00:07:22,124 You used to be the man, Jack. 120 00:07:22,124 --> 00:07:23,833 What the happened to you? 121 00:07:24,833 --> 00:07:26,083 Huh? 122 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:28,124 We are gonna take a break, 123 00:07:28,124 --> 00:07:30,166 and I'll- I'll be right back, 124 00:07:30,166 --> 00:07:31,208 and you will not. 125 00:07:31,208 --> 00:07:32,708 Where the (bleep) do you 126 00:07:32,708 --> 00:07:33,999 think you're going, huh? 127 00:07:34,874 --> 00:07:35,958 Open the (bleep) door! 128 00:07:35,958 --> 00:07:37,916 Ratings are in free fall. 129 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:39,916 Sponsors are nervous. 130 00:07:39,916 --> 00:07:42,416 Jack's contract is set to expire. 131 00:07:43,624 --> 00:07:44,791 Everything is on the line 132 00:07:44,791 --> 00:07:48,833 when sweeps week begins on Halloween night, 1977. 133 00:07:50,958 --> 00:07:52,874 A desperate Jack plans an episode 134 00:07:52,874 --> 00:07:54,708 he hopes will turn his fortunes around. 135 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:56,916 Let's get the audience in, guys. 136 00:07:57,791 --> 00:07:59,083 What you are about to see 137 00:07:59,083 --> 00:08:01,124 is the recently discovered master tape 138 00:08:01,124 --> 00:08:03,249 of what went to air that night, 139 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:06,458 as well as previously unreleased behind-the-scenes footage. 140 00:08:07,458 --> 00:08:10,208 It is the live TV event that shocked a nation. 141 00:08:11,208 --> 00:08:13,749 "Late Night with the Devil." 142 00:08:26,208 --> 00:08:28,041 Tonight's broadcast is brought to you 143 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:31,041 by the Cavendish Group of Companies. 144 00:08:31,041 --> 00:08:32,333 Let's shake on it. 145 00:08:35,624 --> 00:08:38,666 Live from UBC's Studios in New York City, 146 00:08:38,666 --> 00:08:41,541 it's "Night Owls with Jack Delroy." 147 00:08:42,624 --> 00:08:45,833 Joining us on our spooky Halloween special, 148 00:08:45,833 --> 00:08:50,541 Christou, Carmichael Haig, Dr. June Ross-Mitchell, 149 00:08:50,541 --> 00:08:53,708 with the subject of her new book, "Lilly," 150 00:08:53,708 --> 00:08:57,124 Ms. Cleo James, with a bewitching jazz medley, 151 00:08:57,124 --> 00:09:00,666 plus our annual Halloween costume parade. 152 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:04,249 But now, here's Mr. Midnight, Jack Delroy! 153 00:09:12,791 --> 00:09:14,208 Oh, boy. Jack? 154 00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:19,083 Where the hell is he? 155 00:09:21,541 --> 00:09:24,458 Uh, Jack, you're on. 156 00:09:26,208 --> 00:09:26,958 Leo, he's not- 157 00:09:26,958 --> 00:09:29,499 - Boo! - Ah, Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! 158 00:09:36,291 --> 00:09:38,124 Gus McConnell, ladies and gentlemen. 159 00:09:39,624 --> 00:09:40,874 You... 160 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:46,124 Oh, good evening, night owls, and thank you 161 00:09:46,124 --> 00:09:49,999 for allowing me into your living rooms once again. 162 00:09:49,999 --> 00:09:52,791 We've got an incredible show lined up for you tonight 163 00:09:52,791 --> 00:09:56,374 as we celebrate all of the fiendish fun of Halloween. 164 00:09:56,374 --> 00:09:57,708 Ooh. 165 00:09:57,708 --> 00:09:58,791 Whoa, hello! 166 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:00,958 What have you got there, Gus? 167 00:10:00,958 --> 00:10:05,208 A theremin, Jack. It's a musical instrument. 168 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:07,458 Oh, that's not music, Gus, 169 00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:08,791 that is actually the sound you get 170 00:10:08,791 --> 00:10:11,416 when you're tuning your car radio searching for music. 171 00:10:13,458 --> 00:10:15,458 What's interesting about a theremin, Jack, 172 00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:17,624 is you play it without touching it. 173 00:10:18,624 --> 00:10:20,333 So you're not meant to touch it? 174 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:22,374 No, sir. No touching. 175 00:10:22,374 --> 00:10:25,041 Why, Gus, if only you'd shown the same restraint 176 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,958 at the Melody Burlesque after Friday's show. 177 00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:33,458 I think we should raise the bar 178 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:34,708 in here a little bit tonight, folks. 179 00:10:34,708 --> 00:10:37,166 Um, anybody go to the Yankees' parade? 180 00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:39,166 Yeah! 181 00:10:39,166 --> 00:10:41,749 Any Reggie Jackson fans in here? 182 00:10:44,374 --> 00:10:45,374 Knew she was. 183 00:10:45,374 --> 00:10:46,624 Now, there's a rumor going around 184 00:10:46,624 --> 00:10:49,374 that "Cosmo" magazine has approached Reggie 185 00:10:49,374 --> 00:10:52,749 to be their very own Mr. October. 186 00:10:52,749 --> 00:10:53,791 Ooh! 187 00:10:53,791 --> 00:10:56,208 We can expect Reggie's impressive home run spree 188 00:10:56,208 --> 00:10:58,416 to continue well into the off season. 189 00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:01,374 Have one more? 190 00:11:01,374 --> 00:11:02,874 Hey, whoa! 191 00:11:02,874 --> 00:11:04,166 That one went over the fence. 192 00:11:04,166 --> 00:11:05,333 Woo! 193 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,666 - I don't get that joke, Jack. - Oh, well, I guess 194 00:11:08,666 --> 00:11:09,958 we're gonna have to raise the bar 195 00:11:09,958 --> 00:11:11,624 to Gus's standards now, folks. 196 00:11:11,624 --> 00:11:15,291 Uh, yeah, so apparently President Jimmy Carter... 197 00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:16,333 Really, Leo? 198 00:11:17,249 --> 00:11:18,249 Oh, you... 199 00:11:18,249 --> 00:11:21,166 Okay, easy pickings, I guess. 200 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:24,791 So President Carter held a press conference today announcing 201 00:11:24,791 --> 00:11:26,874 a reorganisation of his staff. 202 00:11:26,874 --> 00:11:30,666 When asked if his brother Billy was part of the plans, 203 00:11:30,666 --> 00:11:32,958 the president said that he'd offered Billy a chance 204 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:38,041 to head either the FBI, is this true, or the CIA. 205 00:11:38,416 --> 00:11:42,291 Wow, apparently Billy said he refused 206 00:11:42,291 --> 00:11:44,666 to head any agency that he couldn't spell. 207 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:49,999 - I get that joke. - You got it? 208 00:11:49,999 --> 00:11:50,833 - I got it. - Got it. 209 00:11:50,833 --> 00:11:54,208 Gus got it. 210 00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:56,041 Well, night owls, we've got a heck of a show 211 00:11:56,041 --> 00:11:58,374 in store for you tonight and I'm very excited for you 212 00:11:58,374 --> 00:12:00,374 to see it all unfold before your very eyes. 213 00:12:00,374 --> 00:12:03,333 I really hope you love it. Gosh, I hope you love it. 214 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:07,916 Please love it because, well, it's sweeps week. 215 00:12:12,249 --> 00:12:14,249 Oh, that's right. 216 00:12:14,249 --> 00:12:16,124 Where is Vincent Price when you need him? 217 00:12:16,124 --> 00:12:17,666 Boy, I tell you what... 218 00:12:17,666 --> 00:12:20,458 Now, sweeps week, as we all know, 219 00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:23,833 is the all important national ratings period. 220 00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:25,916 But, hey, do I look nervous to you, Gus? 221 00:12:25,916 --> 00:12:27,458 You better believe it, Jack. 222 00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:30,083 We all know how important it is 223 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,249 to keep our sponsors and affiliates happy. 224 00:12:32,249 --> 00:12:33,333 But in my humble opinion, 225 00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:36,374 there is only one person who really matters 226 00:12:36,374 --> 00:12:38,541 in this whole darn crazy business. 227 00:12:39,499 --> 00:12:40,624 Well, thank you, Jack. 228 00:12:40,624 --> 00:12:43,833 And that is you, our viewer. 229 00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:46,916 You have stood by me through thick and thin, 230 00:12:46,916 --> 00:12:48,708 good times and bad. 231 00:12:48,708 --> 00:12:50,124 Especially the bad. 232 00:12:50,124 --> 00:12:53,458 It was your support that brought me back 233 00:12:53,458 --> 00:12:55,041 into this very studio a year ago 234 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,999 when I could have easily thrown in the towel, 235 00:12:56,999 --> 00:13:01,791 when many suggested that I should have thrown in the towel. 236 00:13:01,791 --> 00:13:04,416 This show is, and it always has been, for you. 237 00:13:05,374 --> 00:13:06,458 We love you Jack! 238 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:07,291 And... 239 00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:09,291 Aww. 240 00:13:09,291 --> 00:13:11,666 Leo, can we please get that woman a Nielsen viewing diary? 241 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,916 Come on. 242 00:13:13,916 --> 00:13:15,374 Thank you all. 243 00:13:16,249 --> 00:13:19,166 What do you say, night owls, on with the show, huh? 244 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,999 Yeah! 245 00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:26,541 Interest in the occult has seen 246 00:13:26,541 --> 00:13:28,624 a major revival in recent years. 247 00:13:28,624 --> 00:13:29,458 This is true. 248 00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:30,416 You open any newspaper today, 249 00:13:30,416 --> 00:13:32,333 you're gonna see hundreds of ads for psychics 250 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:35,958 or fortune tellers, exorcists even. 251 00:13:35,958 --> 00:13:36,749 - Ooh! - Whoa! 252 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,708 Now, as you know here, on "Night Owls," 253 00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:42,166 we think it's very important to keep an open mind. 254 00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:44,124 Our first guest tonight, 255 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,166 I am so excited about this young man, 256 00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:48,624 is a shining light in this movement. 257 00:13:48,624 --> 00:13:51,874 Some call him a medium. Others, a spiritualist. 258 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:55,291 Some have even called him a miracle worker. 259 00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:58,249 We know him by one name and, well, that's probably 260 00:13:58,249 --> 00:14:00,333 because one name is all he seems to have. 261 00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:02,041 Ladies and gentlemen, please help me welcome 262 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:06,208 the mysterious, the mononymous, Christou. 263 00:14:21,916 --> 00:14:22,874 Thank you for being here. 264 00:14:22,874 --> 00:14:25,333 So it is just Christou, is that right? 265 00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:26,166 Si, that is correct. 266 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,249 Thank you for inviting me onto your programme. 267 00:14:28,249 --> 00:14:29,541 Oh, please, thank you for taking time out 268 00:14:29,541 --> 00:14:30,708 of your busy touring schedule. 269 00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:32,249 You are a hot ticket these days, 270 00:14:32,249 --> 00:14:33,958 I tell you what. - It is my pleasure. 271 00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:36,291 Now, as I understand it, a night like tonight, 272 00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:38,458 a spooky night like Halloween, 273 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:41,666 holds a special significance for someone in your profession. 274 00:14:41,666 --> 00:14:42,666 That is correct. 275 00:14:42,666 --> 00:14:45,166 All Hallow's Eve is a time to break open 276 00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:46,833 the doors to the underworld. 277 00:14:46,833 --> 00:14:48,458 It is the last chance for the spirits 278 00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:50,166 of the recently deceased 279 00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:52,249 to attend to any unfinished business. 280 00:14:52,249 --> 00:14:53,374 l- Mm. - Ooh. 281 00:14:53,374 --> 00:14:55,249 So that explains the significance, then, 282 00:14:55,249 --> 00:14:56,916 of the Halloween masks. 283 00:14:56,916 --> 00:14:59,624 Si, yes, we use them to hide from the angry spirits. 284 00:14:59,624 --> 00:15:01,291 Ooh. 285 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,416 I'm so curious, do you hear these voices 286 00:15:03,416 --> 00:15:05,249 of the dead all the time? 287 00:15:05,249 --> 00:15:07,624 The energy is ever-present, si. 288 00:15:07,624 --> 00:15:09,499 And then I guess the burning question is, 289 00:15:09,499 --> 00:15:11,166 how the hell do you get any sleep? 290 00:15:12,874 --> 00:15:14,166 I mean, right? 291 00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:16,583 Just think of my mind like the ham radio, 292 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,041 picking up frequencies in the airwaves. 293 00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:20,458 When I no longer want to listen, 294 00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:23,208 I simply switch it off. 295 00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:24,624 Just like that? 296 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,666 Wow. Okay. 297 00:15:26,666 --> 00:15:30,458 Well, then I think it is time, ladies and gentlemen, 298 00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:33,041 that we fire up those frequencies. 299 00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:35,208 The energy in here is very strong. 300 00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:36,583 Thank you, Phil. 301 00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:39,083 The floor is yours, sir. 302 00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:42,083 Ladies and gentlemen, Christou. 303 00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:58,916 I'm already receiving some signals here. 304 00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:04,791 The letter P. 305 00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:07,208 I'm hearing Peter, 306 00:16:13,999 --> 00:16:14,999 Pete... 307 00:16:16,624 --> 00:16:20,249 No, wait, it's clearer now. Peterson. 308 00:16:20,249 --> 00:16:22,458 I'm hearing the name Peterson. - My wife's name is... 309 00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:23,624 Peterman? - What? 310 00:16:23,624 --> 00:16:25,458 I'm sorry? 311 00:16:25,458 --> 00:16:26,916 Sir? You up there, yeah. 312 00:16:26,916 --> 00:16:29,541 Yeah, okay, sir. If you could stand up back there. 313 00:16:29,541 --> 00:16:31,833 Thank you. Hi, Mr. Peterson. 314 00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:35,458 No, my wife's maiden name was Peterman. 315 00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:38,874 Yes, that is it, Peterman. She's in the room with us now. 316 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,083 She is? 317 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,333 Your wife has crossed over, si? 318 00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:44,333 You could say that. 319 00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:46,708 She ran off with my neighbour five years ago. 320 00:16:48,916 --> 00:16:50,791 Sorry to hear that. 321 00:16:50,791 --> 00:16:53,374 Oh, don't be. My golf game's never been better. 322 00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:56,874 No, but there is a... 323 00:16:58,041 --> 00:17:00,624 Now I'm hearing the name Elizabeth. 324 00:17:01,541 --> 00:17:03,624 No, her name was Helen. 325 00:17:03,624 --> 00:17:05,124 There was no Beth or Betty? 326 00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:07,041 - Correct. - There was a Betty. 327 00:17:07,041 --> 00:17:09,791 No. You're correct, there was no Beth or Betty. 328 00:17:09,791 --> 00:17:11,833 A name starting with B. 329 00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:12,958 My name's Barry. 330 00:17:12,958 --> 00:17:13,791 That's not it. 331 00:17:13,791 --> 00:17:15,749 Well, it has been for 42 years. 332 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:21,833 Gone. 333 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,999 The spirit has passed. I'm sorry. 334 00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:26,708 Sometimes the signal gets scrambled. 335 00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:28,041 Studio lights. Cameras. 336 00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:30,124 I am only a messenger. 337 00:17:30,124 --> 00:17:31,416 I concentrate. 338 00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:33,333 Barry, have a seat. Thank you so much. 339 00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:34,166 Thank you. 340 00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:37,208 And you, sir, looks like you went on a shopping spree 341 00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:40,791 with Gus down at Barney's Discount Costume Warehouse, huh? 342 00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:43,708 Got quite a steal on that, huh? 343 00:17:43,708 --> 00:17:46,166 Don't be upset. I'm just ribbing you. 344 00:17:47,916 --> 00:17:49,833 Oh, Jack. 345 00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:51,249 I'm receiving something. 346 00:17:53,499 --> 00:17:55,333 I'm getting a... 347 00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:57,916 Oh, yes, this intrigues. 348 00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:06,124 Good evening, ladies. 349 00:18:06,124 --> 00:18:07,166 Good evening. 350 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:12,708 Who is Edward? 351 00:18:13,999 --> 00:18:17,166 Eddie? He was a son or brother for one of you, si? 352 00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:20,499 Edmond was my little brother. 353 00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:21,666 And you're the mother, si? 354 00:18:21,666 --> 00:18:23,291 Si. I mean, yes. 355 00:18:24,499 --> 00:18:26,666 Deduction, Jack, not psychic powers. 356 00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:29,624 I am still impressed. Wow. 357 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:33,291 Something bad happened to Edmond. 358 00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:36,083 It's hard to talk about it? 359 00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:38,708 Yes. 360 00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:40,083 Many questions remain. 361 00:18:41,374 --> 00:18:42,374 Well, he- 362 00:18:42,374 --> 00:18:47,208 It may be that Edmond took his own life? 363 00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:48,708 Quite recently too. 364 00:18:49,791 --> 00:18:50,666 Five years ago. 365 00:18:50,666 --> 00:18:54,041 I know, but it feels like only yesterday. 366 00:18:54,041 --> 00:18:56,083 Such a terrible tragedy. 367 00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:57,958 There was much confusion why he did this, no? 368 00:18:57,958 --> 00:19:00,791 Terrible sadness and confusion. This is so. 369 00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:02,958 Was no note, nothing... 370 00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:06,416 No. He was such a happy boy. 371 00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:09,541 None of us knew he was in so much pain. 372 00:19:12,291 --> 00:19:15,333 Eddie wants you to know that he is at peace now. 373 00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:18,374 He's sorry for the suffering he has caused. 374 00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:21,499 He communicates this to you. His heart is full of love. 375 00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:27,624 Now I'm hearing the word "Papa." 376 00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:30,416 Well, Dad was always Dad. 377 00:19:30,416 --> 00:19:31,791 We never- - No, wait. 378 00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:41,166 When Edmond was little, he had a teddy named Papa. 379 00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:42,124 This is true. 380 00:19:42,124 --> 00:19:43,499 Oh, my God, I remember. 381 00:19:45,249 --> 00:19:46,833 I've kept all his things. 382 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:51,624 Can you please tell him that Papa is safe? 383 00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:58,874 I do not need to tell him this. 384 00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:01,041 He already knows. 385 00:20:03,624 --> 00:20:04,958 Thank you. 386 00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:07,374 You are both so beautiful. Bless you. 387 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,499 Bless you all! 388 00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:12,374 Wow! 389 00:20:12,374 --> 00:20:13,458 Wow, what a gift! 390 00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:18,249 Thank you! Christou! 391 00:20:18,249 --> 00:20:19,333 Wow! 392 00:20:21,416 --> 00:20:23,833 Now, his tour dates should be showing up 393 00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:25,874 on your screens momentarily. 394 00:20:25,874 --> 00:20:27,499 We're gonna have to take a quick break, folks. 395 00:20:27,499 --> 00:20:29,874 When we come back, though, one of the old friends 396 00:20:29,874 --> 00:20:31,166 of our show, who- 397 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,249 Christou? 398 00:20:36,499 --> 00:20:40,916 Something very intense here. 399 00:20:40,916 --> 00:20:42,166 Are we getting another message from Edmond? 400 00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:44,041 No, no. This is... 401 00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:51,041 I'm getting the name Minnie! 402 00:20:52,291 --> 00:20:54,624 Does anyone here know a Minnie? Please accept. 403 00:20:55,541 --> 00:20:58,708 Does this name mean anything to anyone in the studio? No? 404 00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:00,374 Um, perhaps a name that sounds like Minnie. 405 00:21:00,374 --> 00:21:01,708 Maybe it's like a Millie 406 00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:04,041 or a Mandy perhaps? - I had a great Aunt Molly. 407 00:21:04,041 --> 00:21:06,291 It's Minnie! 408 00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:07,999 Please! Who will accept? 409 00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:10,749 So much sadness. 410 00:21:11,624 --> 00:21:14,624 I see a wedding ring, 411 00:21:16,124 --> 00:21:19,374 an unmarried man with a wedding ring. 412 00:21:19,374 --> 00:21:21,708 The spirit needs to talk to you! 413 00:21:21,708 --> 00:21:23,208 Who are you? 414 00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:28,666 It's okay, folks, just our old par cans acting up. 415 00:21:34,791 --> 00:21:35,791 Gone. 416 00:21:36,999 --> 00:21:41,666 She's gone. 417 00:21:44,541 --> 00:21:45,541 Leo... 418 00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:50,333 We're gonna take a quick break 419 00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:53,208 and we're gonna be right back after these messages. 420 00:22:04,999 --> 00:22:05,916 And we're clear. 421 00:22:05,916 --> 00:22:07,624 Gus to wardrobe. 422 00:22:07,624 --> 00:22:08,833 Hey, Mr. Christou. 423 00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:10,041 That was fantastic. 424 00:22:10,041 --> 00:22:11,416 You are truly blessed. 425 00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:13,124 - Jack, can we talk? - Not right now, Gus. 426 00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:14,083 It's just backstage. 427 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,083 They're saying you and Leo have got something cooked up for 428 00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:17,416 when that girl comes on. 429 00:22:17,416 --> 00:22:18,749 As far as I know, we're sticking to the rundown. 430 00:22:18,749 --> 00:22:20,083 Right, right. 431 00:22:20,083 --> 00:22:23,374 It's just I saw restraints, Jack, and knives. 432 00:22:23,374 --> 00:22:24,374 I gotta be honest with you, 433 00:22:24,374 --> 00:22:25,333 we're a little spooked- 434 00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:26,166 - Gus- - Back there. 435 00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:26,999 What the hell are you still doing here? 436 00:22:26,999 --> 00:22:27,833 Get to wardrobe, pronto. - Yes, sir. 437 00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:28,666 Yes, sir. 438 00:22:28,666 --> 00:22:29,958 Fantastic segment, fellas. 439 00:22:29,958 --> 00:22:32,124 Mr. Christou, you look like you might need a bourbon. 440 00:22:32,124 --> 00:22:33,249 Just some water please. 441 00:22:33,249 --> 00:22:34,333 In this place? 442 00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:35,166 I'll see what I can do. 443 00:22:35,166 --> 00:22:36,333 Oh, some water for Mr. Christou. 444 00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:38,666 Are you happy to stay with us a little longer? 445 00:22:38,666 --> 00:22:40,749 - I really should be- - That's the spirit. 446 00:22:40,749 --> 00:22:42,166 I can't wait to catch your act by the way. 447 00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:44,458 Here, you've got some blood under your nose. 448 00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:45,624 Jack. 449 00:22:45,624 --> 00:22:46,541 Mind if we? 450 00:22:47,708 --> 00:22:48,791 Thank you. 451 00:22:48,791 --> 00:22:51,041 Jesus Christ. 452 00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:53,041 The charlatan really went all out there. 453 00:22:53,041 --> 00:22:53,874 Oh boy. 454 00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:55,416 That bit with the lights was your idea, wasn't it? 455 00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:56,249 If you liked it. 456 00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:57,291 Yeah, I'll take full credit. 457 00:22:57,291 --> 00:22:58,124 - Mm-hmm. - What'd you think 458 00:22:58,124 --> 00:22:59,124 about our friend, Barry? 459 00:23:02,291 --> 00:23:03,208 You okay, buddy? 460 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:04,958 Yeah. 461 00:23:04,958 --> 00:23:06,708 Just that last- - Look, whatever happened 462 00:23:06,708 --> 00:23:08,083 was great television. 463 00:23:08,083 --> 00:23:09,916 Don't let it rattle you. 464 00:23:09,916 --> 00:23:11,666 Okay, some orders of business. 465 00:23:11,666 --> 00:23:12,833 We're running long, late to break. 466 00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:14,499 Okay, but we're not bumping Cleo again. 467 00:23:14,499 --> 00:23:16,124 Well, we'll try to make up some time. 468 00:23:16,124 --> 00:23:18,499 Oh, don't look now 469 00:23:18,499 --> 00:23:20,916 but Cavendish's new Vice President of Marketing 470 00:23:20,916 --> 00:23:23,124 and his wife are sitting in the front row 471 00:23:23,124 --> 00:23:24,958 with the head of airtime. 472 00:23:24,958 --> 00:23:26,083 You're looking directly at them. 473 00:23:26,083 --> 00:23:27,333 I don't understand that. 474 00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:28,666 Hey, they wanna talk to you. 475 00:23:28,666 --> 00:23:29,708 They wanna meet you. - Jesus. 476 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:31,416 No, I don't have time to play kiss-ass right now. 477 00:23:31,416 --> 00:23:33,249 In case you hadn't noticed, 478 00:23:33,249 --> 00:23:35,833 I'm trying to host a nationally syndicated talk show. 479 00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:38,083 And I'm trying to help you keep it on the air. 480 00:23:38,958 --> 00:23:40,541 McConnell? 481 00:23:40,541 --> 00:23:42,166 - Okay. - Where's McConnell? 482 00:23:42,166 --> 00:23:42,999 - Next break. - Mm. 483 00:23:42,999 --> 00:23:43,958 l- Okay? 484 00:23:43,958 --> 00:23:44,916 How's June? Did they land? 485 00:23:44,916 --> 00:23:45,749 Is she okay? 486 00:23:45,749 --> 00:23:46,624 She's fine. 487 00:23:46,624 --> 00:23:47,416 Just fine. - Great. 488 00:23:47,416 --> 00:23:48,333 The girl? 489 00:23:48,333 --> 00:23:50,291 Jack, will you please relax? 490 00:23:50,291 --> 00:23:52,333 Everything's going very, very well. 491 00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:53,916 Phil, what the hell's going on with those lights? 492 00:23:53,916 --> 00:23:55,499 We're working on it. 493 00:23:55,499 --> 00:23:56,791 30 seconds, people! 494 00:23:57,708 --> 00:23:58,833 Hey- 495 00:23:58,833 --> 00:24:00,166 Nothing's been fixed since 1956- - Hey. 496 00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:01,166 Great show so far. 497 00:24:01,166 --> 00:24:01,999 Sammy, how are you? 498 00:24:01,999 --> 00:24:02,916 Good, how are you? 499 00:24:02,916 --> 00:24:03,749 I'm okay. 500 00:24:03,749 --> 00:24:05,208 - That's good. - How's my hair looking? 501 00:24:05,208 --> 00:24:06,041 All right. 502 00:24:06,041 --> 00:24:07,249 You look great. - Good. 503 00:24:07,249 --> 00:24:08,624 Bat's in the cave? 504 00:24:08,624 --> 00:24:09,999 You're all clear. 505 00:24:12,624 --> 00:24:14,291 Thank you. 506 00:24:14,291 --> 00:24:14,833 Hey, Jack, which card? 507 00:24:14,833 --> 00:24:15,124 The second one. 508 00:24:15,124 --> 00:24:16,124 Hey- 509 00:24:16,958 --> 00:24:17,958 Is this necessary? 510 00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:19,624 You got a little bit of a sweat going on, honey. 511 00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:21,083 Please, stop! 512 00:24:23,666 --> 00:24:24,624 Fine. 513 00:24:24,624 --> 00:24:26,291 Suit yourself. 514 00:24:26,291 --> 00:24:27,208 Hey- 515 00:24:28,916 --> 00:24:29,833 Fear not, friends. 516 00:24:29,833 --> 00:24:31,708 Your humble sidekick has returned. 517 00:24:32,791 --> 00:24:33,999 Stand by, everyone. 518 00:24:33,999 --> 00:24:34,833 Staging, the door. 519 00:24:34,833 --> 00:24:35,666 Too kind. 520 00:24:35,666 --> 00:24:36,708 Haig's on next. 521 00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:39,458 Pay him no mind, he's all wax, no wick, okay? 522 00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:42,458 And we're back in five, four. 523 00:24:55,333 --> 00:24:56,083 Thank you. 524 00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:57,916 Welcome back to our Halloween special, folks. 525 00:24:57,916 --> 00:24:59,708 For those of you just tuning in. 526 00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:03,291 Mr. Christou here wowed us before the break 527 00:25:03,291 --> 00:25:05,833 with a demonstration of his mediumistic powers. 528 00:25:05,833 --> 00:25:06,916 It was really something. 529 00:25:06,916 --> 00:25:07,749 Am I right? 530 00:25:08,624 --> 00:25:09,624 Amazing. 531 00:25:09,624 --> 00:25:11,291 Our next guest is someone equally renowned 532 00:25:11,291 --> 00:25:13,208 in his own field, once known to us all 533 00:25:13,208 --> 00:25:14,708 as Carmichael the Conjurer. 534 00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:15,499 You remember him? 535 00:25:15,499 --> 00:25:17,291 Yeah, well, he hung up the wand several years ago 536 00:25:17,291 --> 00:25:19,541 to become one of the leading voices 537 00:25:19,541 --> 00:25:21,708 of the sceptics movement. 538 00:25:21,708 --> 00:25:24,749 Ladies and gentlemen, make welcome, if you dare, 539 00:25:24,749 --> 00:25:26,624 Mr. Carmichael Haig. 540 00:25:36,624 --> 00:25:37,749 It's so good to see you again, Car. 541 00:25:38,791 --> 00:25:40,458 It is wonderful to be here, Jack. 542 00:25:40,458 --> 00:25:41,333 Mind if I smoke? 543 00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:43,333 Please be my guest. 544 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,249 Oh boy, that was good. 545 00:25:51,749 --> 00:25:52,666 Wow. 546 00:25:53,708 --> 00:25:54,458 Wow! 547 00:25:54,458 --> 00:25:55,374 He’s still got it. 548 00:25:56,624 --> 00:25:57,958 Ladies and gentlemen. 549 00:25:57,958 --> 00:26:00,083 Holy smoke. 550 00:26:01,624 --> 00:26:02,541 Come on. 551 00:26:03,624 --> 00:26:05,374 I'm right here. 552 00:26:06,874 --> 00:26:10,249 Car, we all know you from the Vegas shows, 553 00:26:10,249 --> 00:26:11,499 the TV specials, 554 00:26:11,499 --> 00:26:15,624 your group hypnosis routine was the first of its kind. 555 00:26:15,624 --> 00:26:18,333 Absolutely boggled my mind when I saw it. 556 00:26:18,333 --> 00:26:21,208 Many regarded you as the best in the biz, 557 00:26:21,208 --> 00:26:23,208 and I know my saying that won't embarrass you. 558 00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:24,041 Correct. 559 00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:24,874 On all counts. 560 00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:25,749 Continue, dear friend. 561 00:26:26,666 --> 00:26:28,624 But in recent years, it seems you've turned your attention 562 00:26:28,624 --> 00:26:31,791 to something a little more, shall we say, philanthropic? 563 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:33,499 You mean IFSIP? 564 00:26:33,499 --> 00:26:34,333 IFSIP. 565 00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:36,999 Now, IFSIP, for those of you not in the know 566 00:26:36,999 --> 00:26:39,874 is an acronym, it stands for, let me get this right here. 567 00:26:39,874 --> 00:26:42,333 The International Federation 568 00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:45,916 of Scientific Investigation into the Paranormal. 569 00:26:45,916 --> 00:26:46,916 Ooh, that's a lot of words. 570 00:26:46,916 --> 00:26:48,374 We got some pictures up right here. 571 00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:50,083 Take a look. 572 00:26:50,083 --> 00:26:51,791 Photogenic lot, aren't we? 573 00:26:51,791 --> 00:26:54,708 Yes, it is our mission to test these claims 574 00:26:54,708 --> 00:26:57,041 and determine what is trickery and what may, 575 00:26:57,041 --> 00:26:59,124 in fact, be genuine psi-phenomena. 576 00:26:59,124 --> 00:27:00,499 Oh, that's me about to embark 577 00:27:00,499 --> 00:27:02,416 on a little ghost hunt in Amityville. 578 00:27:02,416 --> 00:27:04,749 My dear friends, Ed and Lorraine Warren 579 00:27:04,749 --> 00:27:06,624 declined the invitation to join me. 580 00:27:06,624 --> 00:27:07,833 Easily spooked. 581 00:27:07,833 --> 00:27:09,666 Car, be honest with me. 582 00:27:09,666 --> 00:27:11,333 What is the harm for those of us 583 00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:13,541 who just wanna believe in something mysterious, 584 00:27:13,541 --> 00:27:14,958 something bigger than ourselves? 585 00:27:14,958 --> 00:27:15,791 Hmm? 586 00:27:15,791 --> 00:27:17,124 Jack, I'm the first to admit 587 00:27:17,124 --> 00:27:19,708 the world would be a more interesting place 588 00:27:20,708 --> 00:27:24,083 if people could magically bend spoons 589 00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:26,083 or divine water with a stick, 590 00:27:26,083 --> 00:27:30,416 or talk to the dead. 591 00:27:30,416 --> 00:27:31,374 Aah. 592 00:27:31,374 --> 00:27:35,499 But until I am presented with irrefutable proof, 593 00:27:35,499 --> 00:27:37,999 I will continue to expose these men and women 594 00:27:37,999 --> 00:27:39,999 for the swindlers they are. 595 00:27:39,999 --> 00:27:41,708 Still carry that check with you, Car? 596 00:27:41,708 --> 00:27:43,041 Oh yes. 597 00:27:43,041 --> 00:27:47,333 We offer a not-insubstantial reward for anyone 598 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:48,916 whose claims can be verified. 599 00:27:48,916 --> 00:27:49,958 Can we get a shot on this? 600 00:27:49,958 --> 00:27:50,874 Camera one. 601 00:27:50,874 --> 00:27:53,541 100 grand. 602 00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:54,916 How many have taken up the challenge? 603 00:27:54,916 --> 00:27:55,749 Oh, dozens. 604 00:27:55,749 --> 00:27:57,541 And how many checks have you signed? 605 00:27:57,541 --> 00:28:00,166 Yet to sacrifice a nickel, Jack. 606 00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:01,208 Tonight might be the night though, 607 00:28:01,208 --> 00:28:01,999 folks. - Yeah. 608 00:28:01,999 --> 00:28:02,916 " Right? 609 00:28:03,999 --> 00:28:06,333 I do not need this man's money. 610 00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:08,291 No, I imagine you don't. 611 00:28:08,291 --> 00:28:09,916 Not when there are so many naive 612 00:28:09,916 --> 00:28:11,333 but well-meaning people prepared 613 00:28:11,333 --> 00:28:14,083 to hand over their hard-earned... 614 00:28:14,916 --> 00:28:15,749 You okay? 615 00:28:15,749 --> 00:28:16,666 Oh. 616 00:28:17,541 --> 00:28:18,708 Need a drink of water? 617 00:28:18,708 --> 00:28:19,749 You okay? 618 00:28:25,666 --> 00:28:26,958 - I'm all right, thank you. - Okay. 619 00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:33,166 Now, Car, explains to us Mr. Christou's reading then, 620 00:28:33,166 --> 00:28:34,874 before we went to break. 621 00:28:34,874 --> 00:28:36,249 What I saw was 622 00:28:36,249 --> 00:28:38,208 an admittedly accomplished performer 623 00:28:38,208 --> 00:28:40,083 digging from a bag of tricks that goes back 624 00:28:40,083 --> 00:28:41,458 to biblical times. 625 00:28:41,458 --> 00:28:44,999 By my count, Christou flopped no less than five times 626 00:28:44,999 --> 00:28:48,166 before he hit on the tenuous Peterson connection. 627 00:28:48,166 --> 00:28:49,291 It was Petermen. 628 00:28:49,291 --> 00:28:52,958 He's flawless in hindsight. 629 00:28:52,958 --> 00:28:53,833 Okay, Car. 630 00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:56,499 But I observed nothing untoward 631 00:28:56,499 --> 00:28:59,208 when Mr. Christou appeared to connect these two ladies 632 00:28:59,208 --> 00:29:00,541 with their deceased son, 633 00:29:00,541 --> 00:29:02,624 we all saw that, everyone here, right? 634 00:29:02,624 --> 00:29:03,958 To which I would say 635 00:29:03,958 --> 00:29:06,874 even a broken clock is right twice a day. 636 00:29:06,874 --> 00:29:08,624 False lies! 637 00:29:08,624 --> 00:29:10,416 You no more have the power of divination 638 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:12,166 than I resemble Burt Reynolds. 639 00:29:12,999 --> 00:29:16,541 You, sir, like me, are a liar, a cheat, 640 00:29:16,541 --> 00:29:18,999 a charlatan, and a fake. 641 00:29:18,999 --> 00:29:21,416 The difference being, I'm honest about it. 642 00:29:22,458 --> 00:29:23,374 Come on. 643 00:29:24,749 --> 00:29:26,208 - Oh! - Oh! 644 00:29:26,208 --> 00:29:27,041 Okay. 645 00:29:27,041 --> 00:29:28,333 A flair for the theatrical 646 00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:30,083 doesn't go astray either. - Christou, wait, 647 00:29:30,083 --> 00:29:31,541 I still have to ask you something. 648 00:29:31,541 --> 00:29:32,541 Please. - Christou. 649 00:29:32,541 --> 00:29:35,083 We have not yet discussed the last reading. 650 00:29:35,083 --> 00:29:36,708 Yet another cold trail. 651 00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:38,833 Minnie, Molly, Mandy, anyone? 652 00:29:38,833 --> 00:29:40,291 Put a sock in it, will you, Car? 653 00:29:40,291 --> 00:29:41,249 Enough. 654 00:29:42,458 --> 00:29:44,166 Funny as it may seem. 655 00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:47,999 I actually believe that that last reading 656 00:29:49,249 --> 00:29:50,416 may have been meant for me. 657 00:29:50,416 --> 00:29:53,166 Ooh. 658 00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:54,083 Yes? 659 00:29:55,791 --> 00:29:59,749 Minnie, who, who's Minnie? 660 00:29:59,749 --> 00:30:04,708 Minnie is the private nickname for Madeleine. 661 00:30:06,458 --> 00:30:07,208 My wife. 662 00:30:09,374 --> 00:30:10,291 Your wife? 663 00:30:11,666 --> 00:30:12,499 Yeah, she crossed over, didn't she? 664 00:30:14,833 --> 00:30:18,041 An unmarried man wearing a wedding ring? 665 00:30:19,624 --> 00:30:21,083 I think you meant this. 666 00:30:21,083 --> 00:30:22,541 Jack, please. 667 00:30:23,624 --> 00:30:25,874 Half the people in this room are wearing one. 668 00:30:25,874 --> 00:30:26,708 Okay 669 00:30:26,708 --> 00:30:28,333 And Madeleine's death was hardly a secret. 670 00:30:28,333 --> 00:30:29,749 This is what I'm talking about. 671 00:30:29,749 --> 00:30:31,958 It is a statistical certainty 672 00:30:31,958 --> 00:30:34,083 that some fool will take the bait. 673 00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:35,958 Don't be that fool. 674 00:30:35,958 --> 00:30:36,916 What are you up to, Car? 675 00:30:36,916 --> 00:30:38,291 Let's see if the mad monk really 676 00:30:38,291 --> 00:30:42,041 can conjure up the spirit of your dead wife live on air. 677 00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:43,416 Half a million dollars should be 678 00:30:43,416 --> 00:30:44,458 incentive enough, no? 679 00:30:46,541 --> 00:30:47,416 Christou. 680 00:30:48,249 --> 00:30:49,541 Buddy? 681 00:30:50,749 --> 00:30:52,083 Aah! 682 00:30:52,083 --> 00:30:53,624 Goddammit, man. 683 00:30:53,624 --> 00:30:55,166 Aah! 684 00:30:55,166 --> 00:30:57,083 Go to a commercial, go to a god-damn commercial! 685 00:31:01,708 --> 00:31:04,041 Clear! 686 00:31:04,041 --> 00:31:04,999 - It's okay. - Can we get some help here? 687 00:31:04,999 --> 00:31:06,249 It's gonna be okay. 688 00:31:06,249 --> 00:31:07,208 You're just over tired, baby. 689 00:31:07,208 --> 00:31:10,291 No, somethings not right! 690 00:31:10,291 --> 00:31:11,124 We need a doctor! 691 00:31:11,124 --> 00:31:13,083 Get him to his dressing room now. 692 00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:15,833 And someone just clean up all this mess. 693 00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:17,999 The Surgeon General strongly advises 694 00:31:17,999 --> 00:31:21,916 taking Pepto-Bismol before speaking with the dead. 695 00:31:21,916 --> 00:31:23,958 So, is anyone here from out of town? 696 00:31:23,958 --> 00:31:26,124 This was a gift from Charles Laughton, I'll have you know. 697 00:31:26,124 --> 00:31:27,624 You, you, you. 698 00:31:28,791 --> 00:31:31,124 Fetch the burgundy blazer from my portmanteau, will you? 699 00:31:31,124 --> 00:31:34,166 Christ, must have been a seizure or something. 700 00:31:34,166 --> 00:31:36,999 You play the awe-shucks Midwesterner so well, Jack, 701 00:31:36,999 --> 00:31:39,624 that bit about Madeleine and your secret nickname? 702 00:31:39,624 --> 00:31:40,791 Very impressive. 703 00:31:40,791 --> 00:31:41,666 What are you talking about? 704 00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:44,416 There are only three ways he could have known about that. 705 00:31:44,416 --> 00:31:45,874 One, he's actually psychic, 706 00:31:45,874 --> 00:31:47,624 which we both know is impossible. 707 00:31:47,624 --> 00:31:51,124 Two, he got lucky, possible but highly improbable. 708 00:31:51,124 --> 00:31:52,416 Or three. 709 00:31:52,416 --> 00:31:53,458 You think that I told him? 710 00:31:53,458 --> 00:31:54,791 I wouldn't blame you if you did. 711 00:31:54,791 --> 00:31:57,458 A little on-air drama can't be bad for ratings, right? 712 00:31:57,458 --> 00:31:58,541 Right, right. 713 00:31:58,541 --> 00:32:00,083 I do read the trades, Jack. 714 00:32:00,999 --> 00:32:02,416 I'd have thought your high-powered friends 715 00:32:02,416 --> 00:32:04,624 at the Grove could pull a few strings. 716 00:32:04,624 --> 00:32:06,374 I think you overestimate their influence. 717 00:32:06,374 --> 00:32:08,416 You must invite me along one of these days. 718 00:32:08,416 --> 00:32:09,874 I'd love to know if the rumors are true. 719 00:32:09,874 --> 00:32:12,833 The secret handshakes, the orgies, the arcane ceremonies, 720 00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:14,624 but mostly the orgies. 721 00:32:14,624 --> 00:32:16,708 Jack, rundown briefing. 722 00:32:16,708 --> 00:32:19,458 Get me an audience with the Grand Poobah, Jack. 723 00:32:19,458 --> 00:32:22,041 I'll fit right in. 724 00:32:22,041 --> 00:32:23,416 Good man, Sticks. 725 00:32:23,416 --> 00:32:25,208 I told you not to leave me alone with that asshole. 726 00:32:25,208 --> 00:32:26,291 What am I, your mother? 727 00:32:26,291 --> 00:32:27,166 The ambulance is coming. 728 00:32:27,166 --> 00:32:28,999 You can talk to Cavendish in the next break. 729 00:32:28,999 --> 00:32:30,833 Extenuating circumstances. 730 00:32:30,833 --> 00:32:31,958 Any word from Bedford yet? 731 00:32:31,958 --> 00:32:32,833 Mm. 732 00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:35,541 The switchboard lit up like a Rosenberg though. 733 00:32:35,541 --> 00:32:36,874 People are upset, offended? 734 00:32:36,874 --> 00:32:38,708 Angry, confused. 735 00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:40,083 None of which is terrible news, of course. 736 00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:40,916 That's great. 737 00:32:40,916 --> 00:32:41,749 No, no, no, no, no. 738 00:32:41,749 --> 00:32:43,249 This comes out in the next break. 739 00:32:43,249 --> 00:32:44,333 Check your rundown. 740 00:32:46,374 --> 00:32:48,208 the door. 741 00:32:50,666 --> 00:32:52,624 I'm not picking up anything down here, Steve. 742 00:32:52,624 --> 00:32:53,749 You picking up anything weird, Lou? 743 00:32:53,749 --> 00:32:54,666 Just get it together. 744 00:32:54,666 --> 00:32:56,749 We're on in five- Coming through. 745 00:32:56,749 --> 00:32:57,624 Four. 746 00:32:57,624 --> 00:32:59,291 Not my chair. 747 00:33:11,874 --> 00:33:13,124 Thank you. 748 00:33:13,124 --> 00:33:14,541 And thank you to everyone 749 00:33:14,541 --> 00:33:16,833 who's been calling in to check on Mr. Christou. 750 00:33:16,833 --> 00:33:18,083 Don't be alarmed, folks. 751 00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:21,624 He is receiving medical attention backstage as we speak. 752 00:33:21,624 --> 00:33:22,416 They needn’t bother. 753 00:33:22,416 --> 00:33:24,458 The man is perfectly fine, I assure you. 754 00:33:24,458 --> 00:33:27,708 Well, your dry cleaner may disagree, Car. 755 00:33:29,041 --> 00:33:31,541 Well, that's just an old vaudeville routine. 756 00:33:31,541 --> 00:33:34,999 Spouting, they call it, controlled regurgitation. 757 00:33:34,999 --> 00:33:37,499 Anyway, I certainly hope you're gonna keep 758 00:33:37,499 --> 00:33:38,999 that check handy. 759 00:33:38,999 --> 00:33:39,833 The check- 760 00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:41,083 Your breast pocket. 761 00:33:45,333 --> 00:33:46,166 Ooh. 762 00:33:46,166 --> 00:33:48,416 Silky as ever, Car. 763 00:33:48,416 --> 00:33:49,458 He got you, Jack. 764 00:33:50,416 --> 00:33:54,041 My sixth sense is telling me 765 00:33:54,041 --> 00:33:56,249 we may just see this check again 766 00:33:56,249 --> 00:33:57,999 before the night is through. 767 00:33:57,999 --> 00:33:59,291 I very much doubt that. 768 00:33:59,291 --> 00:34:01,166 Wait until you meet our next guests. 769 00:34:01,166 --> 00:34:03,458 - Giddy with excitement, Jack. - You should be. 770 00:34:04,291 --> 00:34:08,249 Now, about a- 771 00:34:10,666 --> 00:34:15,166 About a month ago, a manuscript happened to cross my desk 772 00:34:15,166 --> 00:34:19,458 that, well, I haven't been able to stop thinking about, 773 00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:20,374 quite frankly. 774 00:34:21,541 --> 00:34:22,374 The book. 775 00:34:26,083 --> 00:34:30,958 "Conversations with the Devil" by Dr. June Ross-Mitchell 776 00:34:30,958 --> 00:34:33,041 hit shelves this week, 777 00:34:33,916 --> 00:34:35,499 and it is certain to challenge more 778 00:34:35,499 --> 00:34:37,624 than a few sceptics out there. 779 00:34:38,499 --> 00:34:40,166 Now, before I bring on the doctor 780 00:34:40,166 --> 00:34:42,166 and the young subject of the book, 781 00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:43,624 I wanted to share with you all 782 00:34:43,624 --> 00:34:47,166 a clip produced by June's psi-research centre. 783 00:34:47,166 --> 00:34:50,874 Hopefully catch us all up to speed, but please be warned, 784 00:34:50,874 --> 00:34:52,916 anyone with young children in the room, 785 00:34:53,749 --> 00:34:54,624 what you're about to see 786 00:34:54,624 --> 00:34:57,958 is profoundly disturbing and shocking. 787 00:35:00,749 --> 00:35:02,208 Can we roll the tape, please? 788 00:35:06,166 --> 00:35:08,291 A seemingly ordinary house 789 00:35:08,291 --> 00:35:10,124 on an ordinary street. 790 00:35:10,124 --> 00:35:11,624 Only this is the headquarters 791 00:35:11,624 --> 00:35:14,874 of the infamous First Church of Abraxas. 792 00:35:14,874 --> 00:35:18,541 I command thee to come forth 793 00:35:18,541 --> 00:35:22,208 and bestow these blessings of hell upon us. 794 00:35:22,208 --> 00:35:24,249 Hail, Abraxas. 795 00:35:24,249 --> 00:35:27,208 - Hail, Abraxas - The church's founder 796 00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:30,374 and leader, the enigmatic Szandor D'Abo. 797 00:35:30,374 --> 00:35:35,499 Abraxas shows us there is no good, no evil, no redemption, 798 00:35:37,999 --> 00:35:41,333 only what we desire and how we obtain it. 799 00:35:42,166 --> 00:35:45,624 You make it sound very easy, Mister D'Abo. 800 00:35:46,458 --> 00:35:51,124 Make no mistake, the master demands sacrifice. 801 00:35:52,958 --> 00:35:53,874 D'Abo's activities 802 00:35:53,874 --> 00:35:55,874 come to the attention of the FBI, 803 00:35:55,874 --> 00:35:59,624 who suspect the cults of kidnapping and firearm offences. 804 00:35:59,624 --> 00:36:02,624 But even more alarming are the stories of children 805 00:36:02,624 --> 00:36:05,083 being bred for human sacrifice. 806 00:36:05,083 --> 00:36:06,541 And the spilling of blood. 807 00:36:07,541 --> 00:36:11,208 Come forth, open the gates of hell. 808 00:36:11,208 --> 00:36:12,208 D'Abo claims 809 00:36:12,208 --> 00:36:14,958 that anyone who witnesses these dreadful rituals 810 00:36:14,958 --> 00:36:17,999 will fall under the spell of the demon Abraxas, 811 00:36:17,999 --> 00:36:20,416 and so perform his earthly bidding. 812 00:36:20,416 --> 00:36:22,208 And so it is done! 813 00:36:23,291 --> 00:36:26,083 Events take a tragic turn in August '74, 814 00:36:26,083 --> 00:36:28,833 when federal agencies lay siege to the house. 815 00:36:28,833 --> 00:36:30,499 Shots have been fired. 816 00:36:30,499 --> 00:36:31,666 After a tense three-day- 817 00:36:31,666 --> 00:36:32,749 - Just heard an- - Standoff. 818 00:36:32,749 --> 00:36:33,624 Explosion. 819 00:36:33,624 --> 00:36:34,624 D'Abo commands his followers 820 00:36:34,624 --> 00:36:38,916 to douse the premises, and themselves, in gasoline. 821 00:36:41,083 --> 00:36:44,499 But remarkably, among the smouldering ruins, 822 00:36:44,499 --> 00:36:47,499 a terrified 10-year-old girl is discovered, 823 00:36:47,499 --> 00:36:49,999 she goes only by the name of Lily. 824 00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:52,208 Her memories of her time in the house, 825 00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:54,458 fractured and incomplete. 826 00:36:54,458 --> 00:36:58,541 Was her survival part of D'Abo's wicked master plan? 827 00:36:58,541 --> 00:37:01,249 Or was she simply the lucky one? 828 00:37:01,249 --> 00:37:04,083 At a loss to explain Lilly's strange behaviour, 829 00:37:04,083 --> 00:37:07,666 the FBI contacts my psi-research centre. 830 00:37:07,666 --> 00:37:10,541 Lilly and I make an immediate connection. 831 00:37:10,541 --> 00:37:12,249 Important breakthroughs follow 832 00:37:12,249 --> 00:37:15,249 but there is still much work to be done. 833 00:37:15,249 --> 00:37:19,333 It's 2:30 p.m., July 10th, 1976. 834 00:37:19,333 --> 00:37:21,291 This is a recording of our first session. 835 00:37:24,124 --> 00:37:25,458 Okay. 836 00:37:25,458 --> 00:37:26,999 It seems we've made contact. 837 00:37:28,083 --> 00:37:29,624 Who am I speaking to now? 838 00:37:32,624 --> 00:37:34,749 ls this the demon known as- 839 00:37:34,749 --> 00:37:35,999 Aah! 840 00:37:37,999 --> 00:37:39,791 Help, we need help in here! 841 00:37:46,666 --> 00:37:47,499 Wow. 842 00:37:48,374 --> 00:37:50,791 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome 843 00:37:50,791 --> 00:37:54,124 Dr. June Ross-Mitchell and Lilly. 844 00:38:04,041 --> 00:38:05,624 You can come out. 845 00:38:06,624 --> 00:38:07,333 Hi. 846 00:38:07,333 --> 00:38:08,166 Aw. 847 00:38:08,999 --> 00:38:10,166 Lilly. 848 00:38:10,166 --> 00:38:10,999 June. 849 00:38:15,624 --> 00:38:16,416 How are ya? 850 00:38:19,708 --> 00:38:21,583 Whoa! 851 00:38:21,583 --> 00:38:22,999 Good to meet ya. 852 00:38:28,624 --> 00:38:30,249 So good to see you again, June. 853 00:38:30,249 --> 00:38:31,499 You too, Jack. 854 00:38:31,499 --> 00:38:32,541 And Lilly. 855 00:38:32,541 --> 00:38:35,333 I’m so pleased that you could join us today. 856 00:38:35,333 --> 00:38:36,708 Thank you, Mr. Delroy. 857 00:38:36,708 --> 00:38:38,416 I'm so glad you could join us too. 858 00:38:39,624 --> 00:38:42,374 Now, Lily, you don't have to look at the camera, 859 00:38:42,374 --> 00:38:44,791 you can actually talk directly to me. 860 00:38:44,791 --> 00:38:45,916 Oh, I'm sorry. 861 00:38:45,916 --> 00:38:47,333 Don't be silly. 862 00:38:47,333 --> 00:38:50,708 I wanna start with a tough question, if that's okay. 863 00:38:50,708 --> 00:38:53,833 I'd like to know, have you ever watched my show before? 864 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:57,624 No. I'm normally in bed by now, 865 00:38:57,624 --> 00:38:59,458 but I know who you are, Mr. Delroy. 866 00:38:59,458 --> 00:39:00,291 Oh, please. 867 00:39:00,291 --> 00:39:01,208 You can call me Jack. 868 00:39:02,374 --> 00:39:04,374 June lsays you're very handsome, Jack. 869 00:39:04,374 --> 00:39:05,916 Ooh. 870 00:39:07,458 --> 00:39:09,624 You're the man whose wife died of cancer. 871 00:39:09,624 --> 00:39:11,166 Lilly, I don't think Jack wants to- 872 00:39:11,166 --> 00:39:14,041 I was very sad when I heard about that. 873 00:39:14,041 --> 00:39:17,416 I know what it's like to lose people who are close to you. 874 00:39:17,416 --> 00:39:20,499 It's lonely at first, but you'll get through. 875 00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:24,666 Such wise words from one so young, huh? 876 00:39:26,166 --> 00:39:28,208 Lilly has been through more in her 13 years 877 00:39:28,208 --> 00:39:31,166 than most adults go through in a lifetime. 878 00:39:31,166 --> 00:39:33,416 And you needn't worry about your TV show. 879 00:39:34,624 --> 00:39:36,791 I think you're gonna be very famous soon. 880 00:39:37,624 --> 00:39:40,124 Why, thank you for the reassurance. 881 00:39:40,124 --> 00:39:41,666 I was beginning to wonder, Gus. 882 00:39:42,499 --> 00:39:44,124 Me too. 883 00:39:44,124 --> 00:39:45,708 You're welcome. 884 00:39:45,708 --> 00:39:48,249 Okay, well, we're gonna take a break. 885 00:39:48,249 --> 00:39:52,749 But on the other side, yes, the other side. 886 00:39:52,749 --> 00:39:54,416 We're going to spend some time 887 00:39:54,416 --> 00:39:57,624 getting to know these two extraordinary ladies. 888 00:40:13,249 --> 00:40:15,416 And we're clear. 889 00:40:15,416 --> 00:40:16,874 Great, that was great, ladies. 890 00:40:16,874 --> 00:40:18,541 Lilly, you're adorable. 891 00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:19,749 Thank you, Jack. 892 00:40:19,749 --> 00:40:22,291 And which camera do I look at now? 893 00:40:22,291 --> 00:40:24,999 Well, we're off air, so none. 894 00:40:24,999 --> 00:40:26,624 Time to make ourselves pretty again. 895 00:40:26,624 --> 00:40:27,708 Hey, Jack. 896 00:40:28,666 --> 00:40:30,416 Don't I already look pretty, Jack? 897 00:40:30,416 --> 00:40:31,333 You're good. 898 00:40:32,749 --> 00:40:33,499 Sure you do. 899 00:40:33,499 --> 00:40:34,874 Hi, I'm Lilly. 900 00:40:34,874 --> 00:40:36,166 Jack, we need to talk. 901 00:40:36,166 --> 00:40:37,291 Let me take that for you, ma'am. 902 00:40:37,291 --> 00:40:38,874 - Thank you. - Wow, weird kid. 903 00:40:41,458 --> 00:40:42,499 Hey, that was great. 904 00:40:42,499 --> 00:40:43,666 You ready? 905 00:40:45,416 --> 00:40:47,166 This is so much fun. 906 00:40:47,166 --> 00:40:49,458 Welcome to the dream factory, kid. 907 00:40:49,458 --> 00:40:51,374 I really don't think it's a good idea, Jack. 908 00:40:51,374 --> 00:40:53,374 She's becoming more unpredictable. 909 00:40:53,374 --> 00:40:54,874 See‘, unpredictable, that's a good thing. 910 00:40:54,874 --> 00:40:56,416 That's why we still do live TV. 911 00:40:56,416 --> 00:40:57,833 I mean, it's what's gonna help sell your book. 912 00:40:57,833 --> 00:40:59,624 This isn't about the book. 913 00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:00,499 Isn't it? 914 00:41:01,333 --> 00:41:03,874 Yesterday, she went in to one of her fugue states, 915 00:41:03,874 --> 00:41:05,083 land she, uh, 916 00:41:06,416 --> 00:41:08,374 she started saying your name. 917 00:41:09,416 --> 00:41:11,624 She's excited about being on the show. 918 00:41:11,624 --> 00:41:13,958 No, it was as if she was recalling something. 919 00:41:13,958 --> 00:41:15,041 It was hard to make sense of it, 920 00:41:15,041 --> 00:41:16,958 but it was strange, even for her. 921 00:41:16,958 --> 00:41:18,833 Look, you are ready for this. 922 00:41:18,833 --> 00:41:20,499 You told me that you're ready for it. 923 00:41:20,499 --> 00:41:21,874 You know you did- 924 00:41:21,874 --> 00:41:22,833 Yes, well there may have been 925 00:41:22,833 --> 00:41:24,749 a few lapses of judgement on my part. 926 00:41:26,541 --> 00:41:27,624 This is your time. 927 00:41:28,499 --> 00:41:31,624 You've done the work, you're not gonna back out right now. 928 00:41:31,624 --> 00:41:33,624 Yeah, I admit you made a convincing case, 929 00:41:33,624 --> 00:41:35,291 but my first responsibility is to Lilly, 930 00:41:35,291 --> 00:41:37,291 and I'm telling you, it's too risky. 931 00:41:37,291 --> 00:41:38,624 No, I- 932 00:41:38,624 --> 00:41:40,083 I should get back to her. 933 00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:45,208 She's not getting cold feet, is she? 934 00:41:45,208 --> 00:41:47,124 She's fine, she's fine. 935 00:41:49,541 --> 00:41:51,041 I'm handling it! 936 00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:52,791 - Hey, Jack. - Hey. 937 00:41:52,791 --> 00:41:56,374 Okay, so just got a call from Sinai. 938 00:41:59,833 --> 00:42:01,208 Christou is dead. 939 00:42:01,208 --> 00:42:02,041 What? 940 00:42:02,041 --> 00:42:04,458 He had some kind of haemorrhage in the ambulance. 941 00:42:07,166 --> 00:42:07,999 - Holy shit. - I know. 942 00:42:07,999 --> 00:42:09,249 No, no, no, no, I thought that that 943 00:42:09,249 --> 00:42:10,208 was all part of his act. 944 00:42:10,208 --> 00:42:12,166 The, what did Haig call it, spoufing? 945 00:42:12,166 --> 00:42:15,458 Apparently he was spouting from, well, everywhere. 946 00:42:15,458 --> 00:42:17,166 The paramedics couldn't get it under control. 947 00:42:17,166 --> 00:42:19,166 - Jesus Christ! - I know, I know, I know. 948 00:42:20,874 --> 00:42:22,416 Listen to me, nobody can find out about this, 949 00:42:22,416 --> 00:42:23,916 especially not Gus. 950 00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:24,916 I'll do the best that I can, 951 00:42:24,916 --> 00:42:26,791 but you know how quickly word spreads around here. 952 00:42:26,791 --> 00:42:28,833 Staging, where's my sacrificial dagger? 953 00:42:28,833 --> 00:42:30,291 We're on in 60 seconds. 954 00:42:31,249 --> 00:42:32,291 Hey, hey, Phil. 955 00:42:32,291 --> 00:42:33,999 Has the rundown changed? 956 00:42:33,999 --> 00:42:36,791 Staging's saying something about a new bit in seg five, 957 00:42:36,791 --> 00:42:38,374 and I don't see it on my- - Wait, sh, sh. 958 00:42:38,374 --> 00:42:40,541 Look, I'm telling you Steve, whatever it is, 959 00:42:40,541 --> 00:42:42,208 we're not seeing it on the monitor down here. 960 00:42:42,208 --> 00:42:43,666 Hey, Phil. 961 00:42:43,666 --> 00:42:44,999 You just keep switching cameras, 962 00:42:44,999 --> 00:42:47,666 and I'll make sure everybody gets their cues, okay? 963 00:42:47,666 --> 00:42:49,499 - Phil, Phil! - Stand by, everyone! 964 00:42:49,499 --> 00:42:50,458 Phil! 965 00:42:50,458 --> 00:42:51,833 Then there was a questionnaire you had to complete 966 00:42:51,833 --> 00:42:53,083 before coming in, you say? 967 00:42:53,083 --> 00:42:54,458 Yeah, that's right. 968 00:42:54,458 --> 00:42:56,374 Oh, and there was a lady in the lobby 969 00:42:56,374 --> 00:42:58,708 who asked a bunch of questions, too. 970 00:42:58,708 --> 00:42:59,791 Oh yeah. 971 00:42:59,791 --> 00:43:01,624 It was the same woman who came out 972 00:43:01,624 --> 00:43:03,624 and helped Mr. Christou when he- 973 00:43:03,624 --> 00:43:05,499 Oh yes, I know. 974 00:43:05,499 --> 00:43:07,416 Most disturbing, wasn't it? 975 00:43:07,416 --> 00:43:09,749 Thank you, ladies. 976 00:43:13,208 --> 00:43:14,749 Thank you. 977 00:43:16,624 --> 00:43:18,416 Is everything okay, Jack? 978 00:43:19,916 --> 00:43:22,124 Yeah, everything's fine, sweetie. 979 00:43:22,124 --> 00:43:24,333 - 10 seconds. - Where the hell is Haig? 980 00:43:25,166 --> 00:43:28,624 And we're back in five, four. 981 00:43:44,083 --> 00:43:46,083 And welcome back to our very special 982 00:43:46,083 --> 00:43:49,624 Halloween edition of "Night Owls." 983 00:43:49,624 --> 00:43:52,083 Now ladies, there is so much 984 00:43:52,083 --> 00:43:53,499 that I'd like to discuss with you both, 985 00:43:53,499 --> 00:43:54,749 but I wanna start with you, June. 986 00:43:54,749 --> 00:43:57,958 Now, you call yourself a parapsychologist. 987 00:43:57,958 --> 00:43:58,791 What exactly does that- 988 00:43:58,791 --> 00:44:01,541 I call myself one, because that's what I am, Jack. 989 00:44:01,541 --> 00:44:03,666 It so happens I have a PhD in the subject. 990 00:44:03,666 --> 00:44:06,208 From the University of Hoghwash, if I'm not mistaken. 991 00:44:06,208 --> 00:44:08,708 The Stanford Research Institute, actually. 992 00:44:08,708 --> 00:44:09,624 The difference being? 993 00:44:10,458 --> 00:44:11,833 Is it really worth us continuing 994 00:44:11,833 --> 00:44:13,041 if this man is going to interrupt 995 00:44:13,041 --> 00:44:14,333 every time you ask a question? 996 00:44:14,333 --> 00:44:16,041 Car, please behave. 997 00:44:17,291 --> 00:44:18,874 As I was going to say, 998 00:44:18,874 --> 00:44:22,124 we parapsychologists believe there are certain phenomena, 999 00:44:22,124 --> 00:44:24,666 psi-phenomena, that traditional science 1000 00:44:24,666 --> 00:44:26,333 is ill-equipped to understand. 1001 00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:27,624 Telepathy, for example. 1002 00:44:27,624 --> 00:44:29,708 Telekinesis, apparitional anomalies. 1003 00:44:29,708 --> 00:44:30,833 Demonic possession. 1004 00:44:30,833 --> 00:44:34,208 Psychic infestation is the term we prefer, but yes. 1005 00:44:34,208 --> 00:44:36,208 And it's your belief that Lilly here 1006 00:44:36,208 --> 00:44:37,749 presents just such a case. 1007 00:44:37,749 --> 00:44:39,916 For the past three years, I've been combining 1008 00:44:39,916 --> 00:44:41,249 age regression therapy 1009 00:44:41,249 --> 00:44:44,333 with a growing understanding of ancient Satanic rituals 1010 00:44:44,333 --> 00:44:48,249 to piece together the details of Lilly's life, 1011 00:44:48,249 --> 00:44:52,833 and to grasp the nature of the demon that lurks within her. 1012 00:44:52,833 --> 00:44:54,874 This is the demon Abraxas, 1013 00:44:54,874 --> 00:44:58,541 that the charming Mr. d'Abo spoke of in your clips. 1014 00:44:58,541 --> 00:45:01,374 No, I believe it's more likely one of the minor deities 1015 00:45:01,374 --> 00:45:03,458 said to serve Abraxas. 1016 00:45:03,458 --> 00:45:05,624 These entities thrive on our confusion. 1017 00:45:05,624 --> 00:45:07,333 And our stupidity. 1018 00:45:08,666 --> 00:45:10,624 Look, I understand that some of this 1019 00:45:10,624 --> 00:45:12,833 might seem to stretch credulity, 1020 00:45:12,833 --> 00:45:15,874 but remember, big new scientific ideas 1021 00:45:15,874 --> 00:45:18,333 are always greeted with some resistance. 1022 00:45:18,333 --> 00:45:20,291 It's only the most close-minded 1023 00:45:20,291 --> 00:45:22,041 that greet them with ridicule. 1024 00:45:24,249 --> 00:45:27,041 Incidentally, we have some pieces here 1025 00:45:27,041 --> 00:45:28,833 from your private collection. 1026 00:45:30,958 --> 00:45:32,041 Woo, okay. 1027 00:45:32,041 --> 00:45:33,833 Well, girl's gotta have a hobby, huh? 1028 00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:36,041 That dagger was recovered 1029 00:45:36,041 --> 00:45:37,749 from the remains of the d'Abo house. 1030 00:45:37,749 --> 00:45:38,958 We believe it was used 1031 00:45:38,958 --> 00:45:41,666 in many of the church's sacrificial ceremonies. 1032 00:45:41,666 --> 00:45:43,499 No! 1033 00:45:43,499 --> 00:45:44,416 Oh god! 1034 00:45:45,291 --> 00:45:46,374 I can't stop it! 1035 00:45:47,499 --> 00:45:51,249 Turn off your TV sets before Abraxas claims your souls! 1036 00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:52,166 Car? 1037 00:45:54,874 --> 00:45:56,708 You truly are a suggestible lot. 1038 00:45:56,708 --> 00:45:57,541 Handy to know. 1039 00:45:57,541 --> 00:46:00,083 Mr. Haig, we haven't come on here for your amusement. 1040 00:46:00,083 --> 00:46:01,791 Don't be silly, my dear. 1041 00:46:01,791 --> 00:46:03,791 If we accept the gnostic interpretation, 1042 00:46:03,791 --> 00:46:05,916 Abraxas is the consummate showman. 1043 00:46:05,916 --> 00:46:07,541 He craves an audience. 1044 00:46:07,541 --> 00:46:09,041 After all, his name is the source 1045 00:46:09,041 --> 00:46:11,458 of the magician's favourite incantation. 1046 00:46:11,458 --> 00:46:12,833 Abracadabra. 1047 00:46:12,833 --> 00:46:14,708 Clever girl. 1048 00:46:14,708 --> 00:46:18,333 Now Lilly, I understand that you have a name 1049 00:46:18,333 --> 00:46:20,791 for this thing that lives inside of you. 1050 00:46:20,791 --> 00:46:21,708 Mm-hmm. 1051 00:46:22,916 --> 00:46:24,791 I call him Mr. Wriggles. 1052 00:46:24,791 --> 00:46:26,416 And why do you call him that? 1053 00:46:29,666 --> 00:46:33,874 He kind of wriggles his way inside my head, 1054 00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:35,624 and then he wriggles his way out. 1055 00:46:36,541 --> 00:46:40,416 But with June's help, you are able to control him. 1056 00:46:41,999 --> 00:46:44,791 June says that everyone has a demon inside them, 1057 00:46:45,833 --> 00:46:48,249 but we can't always control them, can we? 1058 00:46:51,291 --> 00:46:52,208 Gus. 1059 00:46:53,499 --> 00:46:54,749 Your timing is- 1060 00:46:54,749 --> 00:46:56,833 I got it, Jack. 1061 00:46:56,833 --> 00:46:59,541 It's just a matter of- 1062 00:47:02,541 --> 00:47:03,374 Gus! 1063 00:47:03,374 --> 00:47:05,083 Is there an off switch to that thing? 1064 00:47:05,083 --> 00:47:06,458 How the hell should I know? 1065 00:47:23,874 --> 00:47:26,624 It was feeding back through your PA system? 1066 00:47:27,874 --> 00:47:31,249 It's the same physics as when a soprano hits G over high C. 1067 00:47:32,666 --> 00:47:34,833 Okay Car, but come on, that was- 1068 00:47:34,833 --> 00:47:36,416 He's wrong, you know? 1069 00:47:36,416 --> 00:47:37,708 It was Mr. Wriggles. 1070 00:47:37,708 --> 00:47:39,416 - Mr. Wriggles? - He did it. 1071 00:47:40,499 --> 00:47:42,124 If you insist, little one. 1072 00:47:44,249 --> 00:47:47,166 Why must you be so condescending, Mr. Haig? 1073 00:47:47,999 --> 00:47:50,958 Lilly, do you mean that Mr. Wriggles is here, 1074 00:47:50,958 --> 00:47:53,041 in the studio with us, right now? 1075 00:47:54,791 --> 00:47:55,624 Mm-hmm. 1076 00:47:58,916 --> 00:48:03,249 Would it be okay if we invited him on the show? 1077 00:48:03,249 --> 00:48:04,083 Jack, I thought I made it clear- 1078 00:48:04,083 --> 00:48:06,749 - I think so. - No, I can't allow that. 1079 00:48:08,083 --> 00:48:11,499 A summoning requires a carefully controlled environment. 1080 00:48:11,499 --> 00:48:15,041 The lights, cameras, audience? 1081 00:48:15,041 --> 00:48:16,874 Conditions here are hardly conducive. 1082 00:48:16,874 --> 00:48:19,333 ATV studio's a controlled enough environment 1083 00:48:19,333 --> 00:48:20,249 for my money. 1084 00:48:20,249 --> 00:48:22,208 Half a million bucks, to be precise. 1085 00:48:22,208 --> 00:48:23,374 Can we? 1086 00:48:23,374 --> 00:48:25,333 June, please? 1087 00:48:25,333 --> 00:48:27,708 - Yeah. - Hey June, make us believe! 1088 00:48:27,708 --> 00:48:30,083 - Come on, June. - Come on, June. 1089 00:48:33,999 --> 00:48:36,208 - Come on, we wanna see! - Show us, June. 1090 00:48:39,541 --> 00:48:40,833 Come on, June! 1091 00:48:40,833 --> 00:48:42,374 The people have spoken. 1092 00:48:47,374 --> 00:48:49,249 If I'm able to conduct the session 1093 00:48:49,249 --> 00:48:53,249 with the full cooperation of your crew, your audience, 1094 00:48:54,416 --> 00:48:56,166 and your guests, 1095 00:48:56,166 --> 00:48:58,916 then perhaps we can attempt a brief demonstration. 1096 00:48:59,749 --> 00:49:01,124 Yes, of course. 1097 00:49:02,916 --> 00:49:04,499 This is great news, it's great news. 1098 00:49:05,874 --> 00:49:07,416 Ladies and gentlemen, please stay tuned 1099 00:49:07,416 --> 00:49:10,083 for a live television first, 1100 00:49:10,083 --> 00:49:12,749 as we attempt to commune with the devil. 1101 00:49:13,916 --> 00:49:16,458 But not before a word from our sponsors. 1102 00:49:28,624 --> 00:49:29,708 Clear! 1103 00:49:29,708 --> 00:49:30,624 Step lively, people. 1104 00:49:30,624 --> 00:49:32,624 We have two minutes to prep the main stage, 1105 00:49:32,624 --> 00:49:34,833 checks on June and Lilly. 1106 00:49:34,833 --> 00:49:36,249 You bastard. 1107 00:49:36,249 --> 00:49:37,624 You ambushed me. 1108 00:49:37,624 --> 00:49:39,666 You didn't require too much convincing, dearie. 1109 00:49:39,666 --> 00:49:40,499 Bread and circuses. 1110 00:49:40,499 --> 00:49:41,333 You shut up. 1111 00:49:41,333 --> 00:49:43,499 This is your chance to prove people like him wrong. 1112 00:49:43,499 --> 00:49:44,374 This is your moment, June. 1113 00:49:44,374 --> 00:49:46,041 Did you hear anything I said back there? 1114 00:49:46,041 --> 00:49:48,124 You know, for a talk show host, you're a terrible listener. 1115 00:49:48,124 --> 00:49:49,416 Is somebody gonna clean up the glass? 1116 00:49:49,416 --> 00:49:51,291 Lilly's okay with it, aren't you sweetheart? 1117 00:49:51,291 --> 00:49:52,124 Sure, Jack. 1118 00:49:52,124 --> 00:49:54,208 Can I get you two ladies to follow me downstage, please? 1119 00:49:54,208 --> 00:49:55,416 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 1120 00:49:57,166 --> 00:49:58,458 Jack, can I get a minute? 1121 00:49:58,458 --> 00:49:59,291 Can it wait? 1122 00:49:59,291 --> 00:50:00,708 No sir, it cannot. 1123 00:50:03,791 --> 00:50:05,124 Excuse me, Phil? 1124 00:50:05,124 --> 00:50:07,291 There are some restraints backstage, would you mind? 1125 00:50:07,291 --> 00:50:08,458 Sure. 1126 00:50:08,458 --> 00:50:10,499 I hope you know what you're doing, lady. 1127 00:50:10,499 --> 00:50:12,208 We know what we're doing, Sammy. 1128 00:50:13,166 --> 00:50:14,124 Don't we, June? 1129 00:50:14,124 --> 00:50:16,374 Jerry, you got the new lighting cues? 1130 00:50:18,624 --> 00:50:19,374 What? 1131 00:50:19,374 --> 00:50:21,708 You're meddling with things you don't understand. 1132 00:50:22,999 --> 00:50:27,249 Okay, if we manage to conjure Satan, 1133 00:50:27,249 --> 00:50:28,374 I give you express permission 1134 00:50:28,374 --> 00:50:29,624 to go right for that exit, okay? 1135 00:50:29,624 --> 00:50:33,124 If Earth swallows us whole, I apologise in advance, okay? 1136 00:50:33,124 --> 00:50:34,083 What has gotten into you? 1137 00:50:34,083 --> 00:50:36,124 Half an hour ago, you thought Madeleine 1138 00:50:36,124 --> 00:50:38,499 was trying to reach out to you from the grave, and now- 1139 00:50:38,499 --> 00:50:40,083 Now, now buddy? 1140 00:50:40,083 --> 00:50:45,041 All I'm trying to do is save our fucking show, okay? 1141 00:50:45,041 --> 00:50:47,874 So, enough with the sanctimonious crap. 1142 00:50:51,999 --> 00:50:53,291 I know about Christou. 1143 00:50:55,083 --> 00:50:56,833 It's that Mr. Wriggles, isn't it? 1144 00:50:56,833 --> 00:50:58,374 He's behind this whole thing. 1145 00:50:59,249 --> 00:51:00,666 Who else knows about Christou? 1146 00:51:00,666 --> 00:51:02,708 Crew's scared, Jack, I'm scared. 1147 00:51:02,708 --> 00:51:05,124 Okay, some of us are talking about jumping ship. 1148 00:51:05,124 --> 00:51:07,166 No one's going anywhere, god damn it. 1149 00:51:07,166 --> 00:51:09,958 And you need to keep this fire and brimstone bullshit 1150 00:51:09,958 --> 00:51:12,374 to yourself, please Gus, okay? 1151 00:51:12,374 --> 00:51:13,791 You are not a bad man, Jack. 1152 00:51:13,791 --> 00:51:14,708 You're not. 1153 00:51:15,541 --> 00:51:16,958 And I am begging you to stop this 1154 00:51:16,958 --> 00:51:18,499 before something terrible happens. 1155 00:51:18,499 --> 00:51:21,124 Jack, you're gonna intro the girls downstage. 1156 00:51:23,291 --> 00:51:24,708 Is there a problem here? 1157 00:51:25,624 --> 00:51:27,708 Standby, everybody. 1158 00:51:27,708 --> 00:51:28,833 There's no problem. 1159 00:51:32,749 --> 00:51:36,666 We are back in five, four. 1160 00:51:53,249 --> 00:51:54,499 Welcome back, everyone. 1161 00:51:55,416 --> 00:51:58,541 Without further ado, Dr. June Ross-Mitchell 1162 00:51:58,541 --> 00:52:00,958 will commence the demonstration. 1163 00:52:00,958 --> 00:52:03,499 And might I say, to you both, 1164 00:52:04,999 --> 00:52:05,833 Godspeed. 1165 00:52:11,624 --> 00:52:12,749 Thank you, Jack. 1166 00:52:15,916 --> 00:52:19,249 Now, if the entity is present tonight, 1167 00:52:19,249 --> 00:52:23,041 it may manifest itself in any number of ways, 1168 00:52:23,041 --> 00:52:26,708 but its entry into our world is only possible through Lilly. 1169 00:52:27,624 --> 00:52:30,749 I merely provide the key that unlocks the door. 1170 00:52:34,249 --> 00:52:37,791 Whatever you might see, or hear, 1171 00:52:37,791 --> 00:52:40,749 I ask you all to remain calm. 1172 00:52:40,749 --> 00:52:43,833 It's vital that Lilly's focus remains with me. 1173 00:52:50,249 --> 00:52:51,124 Let us begin. 1174 00:52:54,708 --> 00:52:55,708 Lilly, to me. 1175 00:53:03,291 --> 00:53:05,624 Close your eyes, Lilly. 1176 00:53:11,749 --> 00:53:12,666 That's it. 1177 00:53:15,041 --> 00:53:16,833 And let yourself sleep. 1178 00:53:23,208 --> 00:53:24,041 Relax. 1179 00:53:35,833 --> 00:53:37,458 Lilly, can you hear me? 1180 00:53:43,791 --> 00:53:44,624 Lilly? 1181 00:53:50,249 --> 00:53:53,666 May I speak to the one you know as Mr. Wriggles? 1182 00:54:07,083 --> 00:54:08,374 If Mr. Wriggles- 1183 00:54:09,624 --> 00:54:10,499 Quiet! 1184 00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:15,249 May I ask who is present now? 1185 00:54:17,374 --> 00:54:18,916 Sh, sh! 1186 00:54:23,291 --> 00:54:24,791 Please let yourself be known. 1187 00:54:33,666 --> 00:54:34,624 Speak! 1188 00:54:36,541 --> 00:54:38,874 You know who I am, Doctor. 1189 00:54:42,333 --> 00:54:43,624 Please! 1190 00:54:51,666 --> 00:54:53,041 Who are these people? 1191 00:54:57,041 --> 00:54:57,958 What is this? 1192 00:55:00,458 --> 00:55:01,208 Where am I? 1193 00:55:01,208 --> 00:55:03,208 There is no need to be alarmed. 1194 00:55:03,208 --> 00:55:04,624 What have you done to me, Doctor? 1195 00:55:04,624 --> 00:55:05,916 We mean you no harm. 1196 00:55:05,916 --> 00:55:06,874 We've brought you into this realm 1197 00:55:06,874 --> 00:55:08,958 to better understand your purpose. 1198 00:55:11,791 --> 00:55:12,874 MY Purpose? 1199 00:55:16,374 --> 00:55:17,708 He's here, isn't he? 1200 00:55:23,249 --> 00:55:24,749 Good to see you again, Jack. 1201 00:55:28,624 --> 00:55:30,374 So, I don't believe we've been acquainted. 1202 00:55:30,374 --> 00:55:31,958 Don't be a fool! 1203 00:55:31,958 --> 00:55:33,958 We go way back. 1204 00:55:33,958 --> 00:55:36,958 We met amongst the tall trees, remember? 1205 00:55:37,874 --> 00:55:39,041 Lilly, return to me. 1206 00:55:39,041 --> 00:55:41,624 Oh Juney, Juney, Juney, Juney! 1207 00:55:41,624 --> 00:55:42,874 Be careful now. 1208 00:55:42,874 --> 00:55:45,208 You know what happened to his last whore. 1209 00:55:45,208 --> 00:55:48,458 She died, she died an ugly, ugly death! 1210 00:55:48,458 --> 00:55:50,041 Lilly, come back to me, now! 1211 00:55:50,041 --> 00:55:52,208 And the worms finished off with Minnie a long time ago, 1212 00:55:52,208 --> 00:55:53,624 didn't they, Jack? 1213 00:55:53,624 --> 00:55:56,124 So now you can screw whoever you want, hm? 1214 00:55:56,124 --> 00:55:57,666 Like Dr. June. 1215 00:55:58,874 --> 00:56:01,791 Dr. June thinks you're very handsome, Jack. 1216 00:56:01,791 --> 00:56:04,749 Dr. June thinks you're very, very handsome. 1217 00:56:04,749 --> 00:56:05,916 That's enough! 1218 00:56:05,916 --> 00:56:08,249 Lilly, I need you to come back to me now! 1219 00:56:08,249 --> 00:56:09,666 ♪ Jack and June went up the hill ♪ 1220 00:56:09,666 --> 00:56:11,208 ♪ To fuck each others‘ brains out ♪ 1221 00:56:11,208 --> 00:56:12,624 ♪ Jack and June went up the hill ♪ 1222 00:56:12,624 --> 00:56:13,458 ♪ To (bleep) each others‘ brains out ♪ 1223 00:56:13,458 --> 00:56:15,666 That's enough! 1224 00:56:20,749 --> 00:56:21,624 Lilly? 1225 00:56:23,999 --> 00:56:24,916 Lilly, sweetheart? 1226 00:56:26,374 --> 00:56:29,499 Why would you hurt me like that, June? 1227 00:56:29,499 --> 00:56:30,541 You know I can't help it. 1228 00:56:30,541 --> 00:56:32,708 I know, I never- 1229 00:56:33,541 --> 00:56:35,374 No Jack, stay where you are! 1230 00:56:39,791 --> 00:56:41,624 Vade retro Satana. 1231 00:56:41,624 --> 00:56:43,416 Sunt mala quae Iibas. 1232 00:56:43,416 --> 00:56:44,833 Vade retro Satana. 1233 00:56:44,833 --> 00:56:46,541 Sunt mala quae Iibas. 1234 00:56:48,499 --> 00:56:51,166 You are cursed by Anum and Antum, Lahmum and Du'rum- 1235 00:56:52,958 --> 00:56:55,749 The Underworld, and those who lie in it, 1236 00:56:55,749 --> 00:57:00,624 that you shall not seize her, and you shall not return! 1237 00:57:07,249 --> 00:57:10,541 How could you let it happen, Jack? 1238 00:57:10,541 --> 00:57:11,999 How could you let it happen? 1239 00:57:39,541 --> 00:57:41,374 Oh my god, I'm so sorry. 1240 00:57:42,333 --> 00:57:44,624 No, no, no, no, I'm sorry. 1241 00:57:44,624 --> 00:57:45,458 I'm so sorry. 1242 00:57:45,458 --> 00:57:47,874 I never should have put you in that position, okay? 1243 00:57:50,624 --> 00:57:52,166 You're okay, you're okay. 1244 00:57:52,166 --> 00:57:54,041 Just breathe. 1245 00:57:54,041 --> 00:57:55,041 That was... 1246 00:58:00,333 --> 00:58:03,624 Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever seen anything like that? 1247 00:58:04,916 --> 00:58:07,416 This is unconscionable, Jack. 1248 00:58:08,416 --> 00:58:10,291 I would like to point out a number of tricks 1249 00:58:10,291 --> 00:58:11,916 employed by the so-called doctor. 1250 00:58:11,916 --> 00:58:13,624 And you'll get your turn, Car. 1251 00:58:14,999 --> 00:58:15,874 Right now, 1252 00:58:17,791 --> 00:58:18,749 some messages. 1253 00:58:32,958 --> 00:58:34,291 We're clear. 1254 00:58:35,124 --> 00:58:37,458 Is this a talk show or a fucking freak show? 1255 00:58:37,458 --> 00:58:38,291 I mean, the depths you people have- 1256 00:58:38,291 --> 00:58:40,458 Carmichael, just take it easy, okay? 1257 00:58:40,458 --> 00:58:43,708 Let's get Sammy in to mop that brow. Sammy? 1258 00:58:43,708 --> 00:58:45,458 Lilly, are you okay? 1259 00:58:45,458 --> 00:58:48,874 A bit embarrassed I guess. I'm okay. 1260 00:58:48,874 --> 00:58:50,333 Phil, I'm sorry. Can we get a hand with these straps? 1261 00:58:50,333 --> 00:58:53,874 Yeah, I got you. June, come here. 1262 00:58:53,874 --> 00:58:55,666 Come here. You okay? 1263 00:58:59,416 --> 00:59:01,333 Jesus, that was, I mean... 1264 00:59:05,249 --> 00:59:08,791 I knew that we were gonna see something amazing tonight, 1265 00:59:08,791 --> 00:59:13,624 but we gotta get you guys back on as soon as possible. 1266 00:59:13,624 --> 00:59:15,624 This could become like a regular spot. 1267 00:59:16,999 --> 00:59:20,791 The tall trees. What did she mean by that? 1268 00:59:21,833 --> 00:59:23,624 I don't know. You tell me. 1269 00:59:23,624 --> 00:59:25,624 This isn't some kind of parlour trick, Jack. 1270 00:59:25,624 --> 00:59:26,791 I know that, June. 1271 00:59:26,791 --> 00:59:27,708 I mean this... 1272 00:59:28,624 --> 00:59:30,208 There is something very special 1273 00:59:30,208 --> 00:59:33,166 happening here with Lilly, with you. 1274 00:59:34,083 --> 00:59:35,708 I just, I wanna be a part of it. 1275 00:59:36,916 --> 00:59:38,124 You're hurting me. 1276 00:59:38,124 --> 00:59:39,833 Sorry, kid! Look, I'm trying here. 1277 00:59:39,833 --> 00:59:41,624 Hey, Phil. It's okay, it's okay, I got this. 1278 00:59:41,624 --> 00:59:43,374 Can I see that? Thanks. 1279 00:59:43,374 --> 00:59:45,416 Thanks, guys. Go ahead. 1280 00:59:45,416 --> 00:59:47,208 It's okay, Lilly. It's okay. 1281 00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:49,041 - Thank you, Jack. - Mm-hmm. 1282 00:59:49,041 --> 00:59:50,958 No, she's great. She's got it all. 1283 00:59:52,166 --> 00:59:53,916 Well, this is all very exciting. Thank you so much. 1284 00:59:53,916 --> 00:59:54,958 Sorry, sorry. 1285 00:59:54,958 --> 00:59:56,749 Send regards to Bonnie and the kids. 1286 00:59:56,749 --> 00:59:58,333 Come this way. We'll have you back next year. 1287 00:59:58,333 --> 01:00:00,166 This isn't about ratings anymore, Leo. 1288 01:00:00,166 --> 01:00:01,333 This is sorcery. 1289 01:00:01,333 --> 01:00:04,374 Listen to me, you God damn- shit-your-pants Mick asshole. 1290 01:00:04,374 --> 01:00:05,416 Dial up that grin. 1291 01:00:06,416 --> 01:00:07,624 Dial it up. 1292 01:00:07,624 --> 01:00:10,416 Dial it up and get on with your job 1293 01:00:10,416 --> 01:00:12,208 And not one more word. 1294 01:00:18,958 --> 01:00:20,333 It's all smoke and mirrors, Gus, trust me. 1295 01:00:20,333 --> 01:00:21,624 Leo should have cut the whole show 1296 01:00:21,624 --> 01:00:23,458 right after Christou died. 1297 01:00:23,458 --> 01:00:24,833 Bombed, you mean. 1298 01:00:24,833 --> 01:00:28,041 No, didn't you hear? He's dead. 1299 01:00:28,874 --> 01:00:30,874 Puked his guts out on the way to Sinai. 1300 01:00:32,166 --> 01:00:33,624 Two minutes everyone. 1301 01:00:33,624 --> 01:00:36,041 We're on the home stretch. Let's keep it going. 1302 01:00:36,999 --> 01:00:38,833 Thank you, Jack. 1303 01:00:38,833 --> 01:00:40,416 Yeah, come here. 1304 01:00:42,333 --> 01:00:44,041 And what are we doing now, Jack? 1305 01:00:44,041 --> 01:00:47,041 Um, now it's, it's nearly time to say good night, darling. 1306 01:00:47,041 --> 01:00:48,749 Oh. 1307 01:00:48,749 --> 01:00:50,374 Sammy, checks on June and Lilly. 1308 01:00:51,916 --> 01:00:55,916 Okay, so three of the crew just walked off, 1309 01:00:55,916 --> 01:00:57,458 the communications commission 1310 01:00:57,458 --> 01:01:02,458 have called an emergency meeting at 7:00 AM, and... 1311 01:01:02,458 --> 01:01:04,166 - Bedford? - Mm-hmm? 1312 01:01:04,999 --> 01:01:05,749 What did he say? 1313 01:01:05,749 --> 01:01:07,416 Just that he thinks it's the biggest TV event 1314 01:01:07,416 --> 01:01:08,624 since the Moon landing. 1315 01:01:08,624 --> 01:01:09,958 Who was I to disagree? 1316 01:01:10,874 --> 01:01:14,041 We're back, baby. Back from the fuckin‘ dead. 1317 01:01:14,041 --> 01:01:16,874 We're talkin' about 35, maybe 40 share. 1318 01:01:17,833 --> 01:01:18,958 The night Jack Delroy 1319 01:01:18,958 --> 01:01:20,999 interviewed that cock fucking devil. 1320 01:01:20,999 --> 01:01:22,833 Well, it might not be the headline "The Times" runs with, 1321 01:01:22,833 --> 01:01:23,791 or "The Post," for that matter. 1322 01:01:23,791 --> 01:01:25,291 But something in that vein. 1323 01:01:25,291 --> 01:01:29,374 Oh, and Bedford also took quite a liking to, to June, too. 1324 01:01:29,374 --> 01:01:31,166 Asked when she'd be back. 1325 01:01:31,166 --> 01:01:31,999 I'll do what I can 1326 01:01:31,999 --> 01:01:33,999 Guess I don't have to kiss Cavendish's ass. 1327 01:01:33,999 --> 01:01:35,958 Cavendish? Screw Cavendish. 1328 01:01:35,958 --> 01:01:39,291 After tonight, every fucking Fortune 500 will be lining up 1329 01:01:39,291 --> 01:01:42,874 to be a part of the resurrection of Jack Delroy. 1330 01:01:42,874 --> 01:01:45,166 If anyone's gonna be kissing ass, it's them. 1331 01:01:47,666 --> 01:01:48,624 What's the matter? 1332 01:01:49,874 --> 01:01:53,749 Just that girl's voice. 1333 01:01:53,749 --> 01:01:55,791 I know. How did she do that? 1334 01:01:55,791 --> 01:01:56,958 Yeah, but at the end, I mean, 1335 01:01:56,958 --> 01:01:58,208 she sounded just like Minnie, you heard that. 1336 01:01:58,208 --> 01:01:59,041 No, no, no, no. 1337 01:01:59,041 --> 01:02:01,666 Don't, don't, don't, don't you go all screwy on me, Jack. 1338 01:02:01,666 --> 01:02:04,166 I've already got Gus back there prepping for an exorcism. 1339 01:02:04,166 --> 01:02:06,291 I just got spooked. That's all. 1340 01:02:07,458 --> 01:02:08,708 Let me tell you something. 1341 01:02:08,708 --> 01:02:11,124 If Minnie were here, should be saying, 1342 01:02:11,124 --> 01:02:13,083 "You get out there, Mr. Midnight, 1343 01:02:13,083 --> 01:02:14,624 and you knock ‘em dead." 1344 01:02:15,416 --> 01:02:17,166 Positions, people, 10 seconds. 1345 01:02:17,166 --> 01:02:18,208 We'll drop the costume parade 1346 01:02:18,208 --> 01:02:21,208 to give Carmichael a few more minutes on his soapbox 1347 01:02:21,208 --> 01:02:22,791 and then we'll wrap it up, throw it to Cleo. 1348 01:02:22,791 --> 01:02:24,083 10 seconds people. 1349 01:02:24,083 --> 01:02:27,083 Jack. Dagger? 1350 01:02:27,083 --> 01:02:30,541 And in five, four... 1351 01:02:44,749 --> 01:02:46,041 Welcome back. 1352 01:02:46,041 --> 01:02:47,666 Ladies and gentlemen, 1353 01:02:47,666 --> 01:02:50,249 before we continue, I'd like to apologise 1354 01:02:50,249 --> 01:02:53,374 to anyone who may have been upset or offended 1355 01:02:53,374 --> 01:02:55,708 by what you saw before the break. 1356 01:02:55,708 --> 01:02:58,749 It's not every day that you see a demonic possession 1357 01:02:58,749 --> 01:03:00,041 on live television. 1358 01:03:04,041 --> 01:03:08,624 Lilly, can you assure everyone that you're okay? 1359 01:03:08,624 --> 01:03:11,541 Yes, I'm fine, Jack. 1360 01:03:11,541 --> 01:03:12,624 And do you have any 1361 01:03:12,624 --> 01:03:14,458 recollection of what just happened? 1362 01:03:15,708 --> 01:03:16,999 It's hard to explain. 1363 01:03:17,874 --> 01:03:20,958 It's like I'm asleep but I'm awake at the same time. 1364 01:03:22,041 --> 01:03:24,374 I just try to focus on June's voice. 1365 01:03:26,374 --> 01:03:29,208 I'm sorry if Mr. Wriggles said anything rude. 1366 01:03:29,208 --> 01:03:30,833 All right. Enough with all this subterfuge. 1367 01:03:30,833 --> 01:03:32,124 May I, Jack? 1368 01:03:32,124 --> 01:03:32,999 Yeah. Oh, please. 1369 01:03:32,999 --> 01:03:35,708 Because, you know, I'm dying to hear you explain away 1370 01:03:35,708 --> 01:03:37,291 what we all just witnessed here. 1371 01:03:37,291 --> 01:03:38,791 Let's hear it. 1372 01:03:38,791 --> 01:03:41,541 Let me preface this by saying that my chief concern 1373 01:03:41,541 --> 01:03:43,916 is the welfare, indeed, the sanity of this young girl. 1374 01:03:43,916 --> 01:03:44,958 How dare you? 1375 01:03:44,958 --> 01:03:46,624 I beg your pardon? 1376 01:03:49,666 --> 01:03:51,624 Before I became her guardian, 1377 01:03:51,624 --> 01:03:54,624 Lilly lived in the cruellest conditions imaginable. 1378 01:03:55,624 --> 01:03:56,708 I studied her, yes. 1379 01:03:56,708 --> 01:03:59,374 I treated her, but I also gave her two things 1380 01:03:59,374 --> 01:04:02,041 I'm sure you're just as sceptical 1381 01:04:02,041 --> 01:04:03,958 of: love and compassion. 1382 01:04:03,958 --> 01:04:05,541 Lilly and I are family. 1383 01:04:07,499 --> 01:04:08,958 I can assure you all, 1384 01:04:08,958 --> 01:04:12,083 there is no demon lurking inside this child. 1385 01:04:12,083 --> 01:04:15,083 Clearly, she has been placed in a hypnotic state, 1386 01:04:15,083 --> 01:04:17,833 and manipulated by the good doctor to perform her bit. 1387 01:04:17,833 --> 01:04:18,666 Hypnosis?... 1388 01:04:18,666 --> 01:04:20,791 Then, then, then, how do you explain 1389 01:04:20,791 --> 01:04:23,416 the, the physical transformations with her skin? 1390 01:04:23,416 --> 01:04:24,541 There was the voice change. 1391 01:04:24,541 --> 01:04:25,916 There was banging on the walls- 1392 01:04:25,916 --> 01:04:27,791 She levitated, for God's sakes! 1393 01:04:27,791 --> 01:04:30,208 Granted, the stagecraft was impeccable. 1394 01:04:31,958 --> 01:04:33,416 Do you know what I think, Car? 1395 01:04:33,416 --> 01:04:34,249 Pray, tell? 1396 01:04:34,249 --> 01:04:36,083 I think that you are just a self-righteous, 1397 01:04:36,083 --> 01:04:38,666 cold-hearted curmudgeon who's trying to weasel his way 1398 01:04:38,666 --> 01:04:40,499 out of parting with half a million bucks. 1399 01:04:45,416 --> 01:04:46,708 If you'll allow me, Jack, 1400 01:04:46,708 --> 01:04:50,416 I'd like to prove my thesis beyond a shadow of doubt. 1401 01:04:51,499 --> 01:04:52,374 Be my guest. 1402 01:04:56,416 --> 01:04:57,958 I'll need a volunteer. 1403 01:04:59,333 --> 01:05:02,124 Thank you, Gus. 1404 01:05:02,124 --> 01:05:03,541 Yes. If you'll join me centre stage. 1405 01:05:03,541 --> 01:05:06,791 Could I have those chairs back here, please? 1406 01:05:06,791 --> 01:05:08,333 Do as you're told Gus. Gus! 1407 01:05:15,666 --> 01:05:20,499 Car, you've got five minutes. Make ‘em count. 1408 01:05:20,499 --> 01:05:21,333 Don't worry, Jack. 1409 01:05:21,333 --> 01:05:23,541 What I have in store should provide a very fitting climax 1410 01:05:23,541 --> 01:05:25,291 to your show. 1411 01:05:25,291 --> 01:05:26,458 My wife likes the way 1412 01:05:26,458 --> 01:05:28,791 my head sits on my shoulders, Mr. Haig. 1413 01:05:28,791 --> 01:05:31,999 I hope you're not planning to make it spin. 1414 01:05:31,999 --> 01:05:34,791 Oh, I plan to make everybody's head spin. 1415 01:05:40,249 --> 01:05:42,916 Could I just have the lights dimmed, please? 1416 01:05:47,416 --> 01:05:51,541 Bit of atmosphere never hurt, did it, Dr. June? 1417 01:05:51,541 --> 01:05:54,041 You know what we say in TV land: 1418 01:05:54,041 --> 01:05:57,166 where there's smoke there's probably a smoke machine. 1419 01:05:57,999 --> 01:05:59,666 My compliments to the producer. 1420 01:06:01,208 --> 01:06:06,208 Okay, Gus, are we feeling comfortable? 1421 01:06:09,291 --> 01:06:10,874 Sure. 1422 01:06:10,874 --> 01:06:13,249 I hope everyone here in the studio, 1423 01:06:14,124 --> 01:06:17,458 and you at home, are all feeling comfortable too. 1424 01:06:17,458 --> 01:06:22,541 It's important that everyone is as relaxed as they can be. 1425 01:06:24,999 --> 01:06:29,999 Now, I have something here that I want you all to look at. 1426 01:06:33,083 --> 01:06:35,458 Do you think we might be able to get a close-up? 1427 01:06:50,708 --> 01:06:55,708 I will now ask you all to stare into my watch. 1428 01:06:56,499 --> 01:06:57,624 Even you, Jack. 1429 01:06:58,708 --> 01:07:01,416 Got a good shot on all the studio monitors here. 1430 01:07:02,458 --> 01:07:05,624 I hope our viewers at home are also paying attention. 1431 01:07:05,624 --> 01:07:07,458 Watch carefully. 1432 01:07:09,833 --> 01:07:13,666 Round and round it goes. 1433 01:07:20,041 --> 01:07:24,166 ls everyone feeling nice and relaxed? 1434 01:07:38,208 --> 01:07:42,166 Good. Now, Gus. - Hmm? 1435 01:07:42,166 --> 01:07:46,374 Tell me all about this vermiphobia of yours. 1436 01:07:46,374 --> 01:07:47,708 I'm sorry, my what? 1437 01:07:47,708 --> 01:07:50,374 Your morbid fear of worms. 1438 01:07:52,041 --> 01:07:53,791 How do you know about that? 1439 01:07:53,791 --> 01:07:56,958 What is it about them that so unsettles you? 1440 01:07:56,958 --> 01:08:00,749 Isn't it obvious, they're such ugly, slimy things. 1441 01:08:00,749 --> 01:08:03,416 No arms, no legs, no eyes. 1442 01:08:03,416 --> 01:08:05,541 Indeed. Quite grotesque. 1443 01:08:05,541 --> 01:08:08,333 And they seem to thrive wherever it's dark and moist. 1444 01:08:08,333 --> 01:08:11,708 The soil, the mud, the human body even. 1445 01:08:11,708 --> 01:08:12,624 Disgusting. 1446 01:08:14,624 --> 01:08:18,541 Do you realise that you are now deep in a trance? 1447 01:08:18,541 --> 01:08:20,208 No, sir, I do not. 1448 01:08:21,249 --> 01:08:25,624 A very deep trance. 1449 01:08:27,624 --> 01:08:29,874 Okey-dokey. You're the expert. 1450 01:08:29,874 --> 01:08:31,916 And when I click my fingers, 1451 01:08:31,916 --> 01:08:34,749 you will be entirely under my command. 1452 01:08:36,833 --> 01:08:39,416 Look, this is silly. I don't think it- 1453 01:08:43,249 --> 01:08:47,124 - Gus, can you hear me? - Yes. 1454 01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:49,874 Do you know where you are? 1455 01:08:51,291 --> 01:08:55,624 Here in the studio with you. 1456 01:08:56,916 --> 01:08:59,999 You don't feel any different? 1457 01:09:02,416 --> 01:09:05,666 No. Why should I? 1458 01:09:09,916 --> 01:09:13,374 What is that? Do you hear that? 1459 01:09:27,624 --> 01:09:30,458 Geez, it's hot in here. 1460 01:09:38,166 --> 01:09:39,291 Skin's itchy. 1461 01:09:42,208 --> 01:09:43,166 You all right, Gus? 1462 01:09:43,166 --> 01:09:47,999 Yeah. Just so damn itchy. 1463 01:09:47,999 --> 01:09:50,499 You're neck, it's bleeding. 1464 01:09:52,124 --> 01:09:54,166 I did nick myself shaving earlier. 1465 01:09:58,666 --> 01:10:03,666 Geez, what is that? 1466 01:10:05,916 --> 01:10:06,749 Jesus! 1467 01:10:07,999 --> 01:10:08,749 Now, just stay calm, Gus. 1468 01:10:08,749 --> 01:10:12,166 No, no, I can feel them. They're inside me! 1469 01:10:13,833 --> 01:10:18,291 Jesus! 1470 01:10:23,041 --> 01:10:26,458 Oh, God! 1471 01:10:29,374 --> 01:10:30,208 Help me. 1472 01:10:31,499 --> 01:10:36,499 Oh, God! Jesus Christ. 1473 01:10:38,916 --> 01:10:43,916 Why is Gus acting so silly? 1474 01:10:45,833 --> 01:10:48,499 This wasn't meant to happen. 1475 01:10:56,624 --> 01:10:58,374 Dreamer, here, awake! 1476 01:11:02,833 --> 01:11:04,458 How do you feel, Gus? 1477 01:11:05,624 --> 01:11:08,124 Fine. Uh, when do we begin? 1478 01:11:10,416 --> 01:11:12,249 Geez, when did that happen? 1479 01:11:15,916 --> 01:11:20,999 You mean you have no idea? There worms all over you. 1480 01:11:21,708 --> 01:11:25,124 Worms? Oh, God, I hope not. 1481 01:11:25,124 --> 01:11:28,124 I hate worms. 1482 01:11:28,124 --> 01:11:32,499 Okay, Car. What the hell just happened? 1483 01:11:32,499 --> 01:11:36,249 I did the exact same thing June did, 1484 01:11:36,249 --> 01:11:38,124 just with a tad more imagination. 1485 01:11:38,124 --> 01:11:40,999 You said I used to be the best. Perhaps I still am. 1486 01:11:42,124 --> 01:11:44,499 Now would be the appropriate time to applaud. 1487 01:11:48,041 --> 01:11:52,416 You're saying you just hypnotised all of us? 1488 01:11:52,416 --> 01:11:54,833 I'm pretty sure I had most of you here in the studio, 1489 01:11:54,833 --> 01:11:57,833 and no doubt a number of our viewers at home. 1490 01:11:57,833 --> 01:12:00,416 Fortunately, you're a suggestible lot. 1491 01:12:01,374 --> 01:12:02,791 What's he talking about, June? 1492 01:12:02,791 --> 01:12:05,166 He played a mean trick on us, that's all. 1493 01:12:05,166 --> 01:12:07,791 Leo, can you get the guys up in videotape 1494 01:12:07,791 --> 01:12:08,791 to play back that last bit? 1495 01:12:08,791 --> 01:12:10,708 Yeah. Sure thing, Jack. 1496 01:12:10,708 --> 01:12:15,541 Now, if Carmichael's right, if, then oh boy, 1497 01:12:15,541 --> 01:12:17,916 we're in store for some very interesting viewing. 1498 01:12:17,916 --> 01:12:19,666 Bravo, yes. Let's do that. 1499 01:12:19,666 --> 01:12:21,208 Best idea you've had all night, Jack. 1500 01:12:21,208 --> 01:12:23,874 They're queuing it up now. Let's start there. 1501 01:12:25,041 --> 01:12:28,833 You don't feel any different? 1502 01:12:28,833 --> 01:12:32,791 No. Why should I? 1503 01:12:32,791 --> 01:12:35,666 Because something dreadful is about to happen. 1504 01:12:37,708 --> 01:12:39,249 It's dawning on you. 1505 01:12:39,249 --> 01:12:43,874 Hear that? Ghostly sounds, anguished moaning from beyond. 1506 01:12:44,833 --> 01:12:47,874 That is not the way I remember it. 1507 01:12:47,874 --> 01:12:51,291 You're hot. You're itchy. 1508 01:12:51,291 --> 01:12:55,291 Feels like something's crawling under your skin. 1509 01:12:56,458 --> 01:12:57,416 It's hot in here. 1510 01:13:07,124 --> 01:13:08,124 Skin's getting itchy. 1511 01:13:08,124 --> 01:13:11,124 Your neck, it's bleeding. 1512 01:13:11,124 --> 01:13:13,374 Ah, I did cut myself shaving earlier. 1513 01:13:17,916 --> 01:13:18,958 What is that? - Worms. 1514 01:13:18,958 --> 01:13:20,208 Jesus Christ! 1515 01:13:20,208 --> 01:13:23,458 That's right, worms. Dozens of them, hundreds of them. 1516 01:13:23,458 --> 01:13:24,833 Just stay calm, Gus. 1517 01:13:24,833 --> 01:13:27,416 No, they're inside of me. I can feel ‘em! 1518 01:13:27,416 --> 01:13:30,083 - Show me. - Get ‘em out! 1519 01:13:30,083 --> 01:13:31,624 - They are coming out. - Oh boy. 1520 01:13:31,624 --> 01:13:33,624 Okay. Let's stop there. 1521 01:13:36,249 --> 01:13:38,749 I've never been so embarrassed in my whole life. 1522 01:13:39,833 --> 01:13:44,833 ls there anyone who did not see the worms? 1523 01:13:45,791 --> 01:13:46,874 the first time around? 1524 01:13:48,374 --> 01:13:49,749 One? You did? 1525 01:13:49,749 --> 01:13:53,666 Okay, so aside from a couple of people in the audience, 1526 01:13:55,458 --> 01:13:58,749 looks like you have made fools of us all once again, Car. 1527 01:13:58,749 --> 01:14:00,166 All in a day's work. 1528 01:14:00,166 --> 01:14:03,374 I did not hypnotise Lilly 1529 01:14:03,374 --> 01:14:04,624 or the studio audience or the viewers at home. 1530 01:14:04,624 --> 01:14:09,041 Oh, come on, Doctor! You've been caught dead to rights. 1531 01:14:09,041 --> 01:14:11,083 At least America can sleep a little easier 1532 01:14:11,083 --> 01:14:13,166 knowing the devil's not going to pop out 1533 01:14:13,166 --> 01:14:14,624 of their TV screens. 1534 01:14:14,624 --> 01:14:18,083 If Mr. Haig thinks we're playing a trick on everyone, 1535 01:14:18,083 --> 01:14:19,124 then maybe we should look back 1536 01:14:19,124 --> 01:14:20,458 at that part of the show, too, Jack. 1537 01:14:20,458 --> 01:14:21,874 Yeah. 1538 01:14:22,833 --> 01:14:25,166 Do you mean when Mr. Wriggles joined us? 1539 01:14:25,166 --> 01:14:26,083 Mm-hmm. 1540 01:14:28,041 --> 01:14:30,291 You don't think the television cameras lie, 1541 01:14:30,291 --> 01:14:31,624 do you Mr. Haig? 1542 01:14:31,624 --> 01:14:33,124 No. Of course not. 1543 01:14:33,124 --> 01:14:36,041 Jack, please. Lilly has been through enough, no. 1544 01:14:36,041 --> 01:14:37,208 Okay, folks, I'm sorry. 1545 01:14:37,208 --> 01:14:42,208 Our producers are telling me that the lovely Miss Cleo James 1546 01:14:42,208 --> 01:14:44,541 is standing by to take us out. 1547 01:14:45,833 --> 01:14:50,833 And I, I just think maybe we should bring her back 1548 01:14:52,791 --> 01:14:54,249 at a later date, 1549 01:14:54,249 --> 01:14:58,249 because we can't leave everybody hanging like this. 1550 01:14:58,249 --> 01:14:59,666 Yeah. 1551 01:14:59,666 --> 01:15:02,666 I'm sorry. We can no longer take any part in any of this. 1552 01:15:02,666 --> 01:15:04,249 Lilly, we're leaving. 1553 01:15:04,249 --> 01:15:07,624 But we want everyone to know the truth, don't we, June? 1554 01:15:08,916 --> 01:15:09,916 Standing by, Jack. 1555 01:15:09,916 --> 01:15:12,458 We're staying Please. 1556 01:15:12,458 --> 01:15:14,541 Can we get started? Yeah, right there. 1557 01:15:17,124 --> 01:15:18,208 It's gonna be okay. 1558 01:15:18,208 --> 01:15:19,874 " [June] Speak. 1559 01:15:19,874 --> 01:15:23,916 You know who I am, doctor? 1560 01:15:25,083 --> 01:15:26,624 Quiet! 1561 01:15:26,624 --> 01:15:28,374 They say cameras don't lie, right, Car? 1562 01:15:28,374 --> 01:15:30,791 Who are these people? What is this? 1563 01:15:30,791 --> 01:15:32,249 There must be some rational explanation. 1564 01:15:32,249 --> 01:15:33,083 What have you done to me, Doctor? 1565 01:15:33,083 --> 01:15:34,791 My IFSIP team may need to take these tapes in 1566 01:15:34,791 --> 01:15:36,333 for forensic examination. 1567 01:15:37,624 --> 01:15:42,124 My purpose. Good to see you again, Jack. 1568 01:15:42,124 --> 01:15:43,916 Sorry. I don't believe we've been acquainted. 1569 01:15:43,916 --> 01:15:45,958 - Don't be a fool. - Did you see that? 1570 01:15:45,958 --> 01:15:47,416 I'm sorry, can you stop it? 1571 01:15:48,291 --> 01:15:49,791 Just go back a few seconds. 1572 01:15:52,999 --> 01:15:56,916 Stop! Okay. Go from there, but very slow, please. 1573 01:15:59,791 --> 01:16:04,874 Slower. Okay. Freeze it there. 1574 01:16:05,291 --> 01:16:06,791 That's just a glitch, Jack. 1575 01:16:06,791 --> 01:16:08,041 No, it's something else. 1576 01:16:08,041 --> 01:16:09,458 Now go one frame at a time. 1577 01:16:11,958 --> 01:16:14,249 No, no. Can you slow it down? 1578 01:16:20,749 --> 01:16:21,624 Keep going. 1579 01:16:35,624 --> 01:16:36,416 Minnie? 1580 01:16:38,749 --> 01:16:41,499 My God. 1581 01:16:41,499 --> 01:16:45,999 It is you. You set the whole thing up! 1582 01:16:47,416 --> 01:16:49,291 Did you really think another special appearance 1583 01:16:49,291 --> 01:16:52,458 from Madeline might actually save your little gabfest? 1584 01:16:52,458 --> 01:16:53,874 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1585 01:16:53,874 --> 01:16:56,999 This, this, this makes perfect sense. 1586 01:16:56,999 --> 01:17:01,374 You conspire with Christou to have him reach your dead wife, 1587 01:17:01,374 --> 01:17:03,708 throw in a few Grand Guignol theatrics with these two, 1588 01:17:03,708 --> 01:17:04,749 and then top it all off 1589 01:17:04,749 --> 01:17:06,624 with some clever videotape manipulation. 1590 01:17:06,624 --> 01:17:07,999 It's genius, Jack! 1591 01:17:09,166 --> 01:17:11,249 Cynical, depraved, genius. 1592 01:17:13,249 --> 01:17:16,124 Ladies, the encore is quite unnecessary. 1593 01:17:17,916 --> 01:17:22,791 Um, can we get some help here? 1594 01:17:25,124 --> 01:17:25,916 Now! 1595 01:17:49,958 --> 01:17:52,416 Cut the show, Leo! Cut it! 1596 01:18:02,541 --> 01:18:05,208 The power of Christ compels you! 1597 01:18:06,083 --> 01:18:07,749 The power of Christ- 1598 01:18:10,083 --> 01:18:10,916 Gus! 1599 01:18:14,624 --> 01:18:15,874 Lilly, to me! 1600 01:18:27,624 --> 01:18:30,374 Lord of Flies, God of Ungodliness, 1601 01:18:30,374 --> 01:18:32,083 I solemnly promise to worship and obey thee 1602 01:18:32,083 --> 01:18:34,749 and perform thy unholy bidding! 1603 01:18:38,916 --> 01:18:43,624 Oh, fuck! 1604 01:18:45,249 --> 01:18:47,999 Abracadabra. 1605 01:19:06,124 --> 01:19:10,041 Jack, Jack, come on. Come on, please, please. 1606 01:19:16,874 --> 01:19:20,708 ) 1607 01:19:49,833 --> 01:19:53,291 But now here's Mr. Midnight, 1608 01:19:53,291 --> 01:19:54,749 Jack Delroy! 1609 01:20:04,999 --> 01:20:06,416 Come on in, Jack. 1610 01:20:08,458 --> 01:20:09,624 We love you, Jack! 1611 01:20:14,666 --> 01:20:15,624 How did I get here? 1612 01:20:15,624 --> 01:20:17,416 The same way you always get here, Jack. 1613 01:20:17,416 --> 01:20:20,291 Straight down 5th and right on 47th. 1614 01:20:34,624 --> 01:20:37,666 You okay, Jack? 1615 01:20:59,208 --> 01:21:01,916 I am sick of it, Crog. 1616 01:21:01,916 --> 01:21:05,499 Stuck in the cave all day cooking your sabre tooth stew 1617 01:21:05,499 --> 01:21:07,749 while you and your troglodyte buddies 1618 01:21:07,749 --> 01:21:09,458 go out hunting all day long. 1619 01:21:15,624 --> 01:21:16,624 What the fuck is going on? 1620 01:21:18,291 --> 01:21:20,999 Don't think that's the line we rehearsed. 1621 01:21:20,999 --> 01:21:22,458 Leo!? 1622 01:21:26,833 --> 01:21:29,083 Oh, where are you going, Jack? 1623 01:21:29,083 --> 01:21:30,416 Jack, we're still on air. 1624 01:21:31,291 --> 01:21:32,499 Jack? 1625 01:21:32,499 --> 01:21:34,458 Now, I've brought something really special 1626 01:21:34,458 --> 01:21:35,958 for you today, Jack. 1627 01:21:35,958 --> 01:21:37,666 Here she is. 1628 01:21:37,666 --> 01:21:40,083 I'll just get her out so he can have a really good look. 1629 01:21:42,249 --> 01:21:43,624 Hello. 1630 01:21:43,624 --> 01:21:44,958 - Jesus. - Here she is. 1631 01:21:44,958 --> 01:21:46,083 Aww. 1632 01:21:46,083 --> 01:21:46,916 Relax. 1633 01:21:46,916 --> 01:21:48,166 Jack, she's perfectly harmless. 1634 01:21:48,166 --> 01:21:49,124 No. 1635 01:21:50,666 --> 01:21:51,833 Jack and I first met 1636 01:21:51,833 --> 01:21:54,666 when I was doing "Oh! Calcutta!" at the Eden. 1637 01:21:57,208 --> 01:21:59,999 My, you should have seen him blush when he came backstage 1638 01:21:59,999 --> 01:22:03,999 and was confronted with all those glorious naked bodies. 1639 01:22:05,874 --> 01:22:07,208 Remember, darling? 1640 01:22:08,374 --> 01:22:09,833 No. 1641 01:22:09,833 --> 01:22:12,291 ls that another thing you've managed to forget? 1642 01:22:14,333 --> 01:22:15,208 You're dead. 1643 01:22:31,624 --> 01:22:32,499 Okay, Penelope. 1644 01:22:32,499 --> 01:22:34,749 Now give the Wheel of Wonder a big spin. 1645 01:22:34,749 --> 01:22:36,458 Just remember to let go. 1646 01:22:36,458 --> 01:22:40,166 Last week we had a lady go round for hours and hours. 1647 01:22:40,166 --> 01:22:45,249 Spin the wheel! 1648 01:22:47,333 --> 01:22:49,458 Switch off your televisions. 1649 01:22:49,458 --> 01:22:52,333 Turn off your TV sets. 1650 01:22:52,333 --> 01:22:54,249 Stop watching this. 1651 01:22:54,249 --> 01:22:55,749 Turn it off! 1652 01:22:55,749 --> 01:22:57,083 Turn if off! 1653 01:22:57,083 --> 01:22:58,166 Turn it off! 1654 01:22:59,791 --> 01:23:00,541 Stop! 1655 01:23:02,374 --> 01:23:03,291 Please. 1656 01:23:10,416 --> 01:23:11,166 Stop it! 1657 01:23:13,708 --> 01:23:15,124 Welcome to the family, Jack. 1658 01:23:15,124 --> 01:23:16,958 - Over here! - Jack, Jack, 1659 01:23:16,958 --> 01:23:18,833 congratulations on your ratings win. 1660 01:23:18,833 --> 01:23:20,708 What did you have to sacrifice to get here tonight? 1661 01:23:20,708 --> 01:23:24,624 Oh, Jack Delroy's greatest sacrifice is yet to come. 1662 01:23:57,874 --> 01:24:00,749 Great show tonight, Jack. 1663 01:24:00,749 --> 01:24:02,749 At least a forty share. 1664 01:24:03,666 --> 01:24:05,708 Maybe even a fifty. 1665 01:24:10,083 --> 01:24:10,916 Come. 1666 01:24:29,041 --> 01:24:30,791 Now drink up Jack. 1667 01:25:18,708 --> 01:25:20,041 There you are. 1668 01:25:26,958 --> 01:25:30,541 I was worried they wouldn't let you see me. 1669 01:25:36,999 --> 01:25:39,041 They told you you could have it all. 1670 01:25:40,541 --> 01:25:41,374 Didn't they? 1671 01:25:43,458 --> 01:25:45,208 Be number one? 1672 01:25:45,208 --> 01:25:47,291 Well, you finally made it darling. 1673 01:25:48,916 --> 01:25:50,708 But you had to pay a price. 1674 01:25:51,541 --> 01:25:54,874 Exit Minnie, stage left. 1675 01:25:58,499 --> 01:25:59,958 I never thought that they'd... 1676 01:26:02,708 --> 01:26:05,124 Your soul belonged to them. 1677 01:26:06,166 --> 01:26:11,166 Still does. 1678 01:26:11,458 --> 01:26:13,958 It wasn't supposed to turn out this way. 1679 01:26:13,958 --> 01:26:15,208 You have to believe me. 1680 01:26:18,166 --> 01:26:20,291 You're on your own now, Jack. 1681 01:26:24,291 --> 01:26:26,416 I love you. 1682 01:26:26,416 --> 01:26:28,083 I love you, Minnie. 1683 01:26:30,916 --> 01:26:35,916 Then please do this one last thing for me. 1684 01:26:42,833 --> 01:26:46,624 The pain. Please. 1685 01:26:48,499 --> 01:26:51,916 Please. (sobs) You know what to do. 1686 01:26:51,916 --> 01:26:56,333 Please. 1687 01:26:59,624 --> 01:27:00,458 Do it. 1688 01:27:01,416 --> 01:27:05,666 Do it. 1689 01:27:14,249 --> 01:27:15,083 Yes. Yes. 1690 01:27:41,041 --> 01:27:42,541 Dreamer here awake. 1691 01:27:46,999 --> 01:27:49,249 Dreamer here awake. 1692 01:27:53,958 --> 01:27:55,541 Dreamer here awake. 1693 01:27:59,458 --> 01:28:00,958 Dreamer here- 1694 01:28:21,874 --> 01:28:26,083 ♪ Write another song for the money ♪ 1695 01:28:26,083 --> 01:28:30,708 ♪ Something they can sing, not so funny ♪ 1696 01:28:30,708 --> 01:28:35,749 ♪ Money in the bank to keep us warm ♪ 1697 01:28:39,791 --> 01:28:44,208 ♪ Roll another joint for the Gipper ♪ 1698 01:28:44,208 --> 01:28:48,624 ♪ Get the Gipper high, he gets hipper ♪ 1699 01:28:48,624 --> 01:28:53,666 ♪ Stick it in his mouth, and keep him warm ♪ 1700 01:28:57,541 --> 01:29:02,124 ♪ Elect another jerk to the White House ♪ 1701 01:29:02,124 --> 01:29:06,624 ♪ Gracie Slick is losing her door mouse ♪ 1702 01:29:06,624 --> 01:29:11,624 ♪ Take her off the streets and keep her warm ♪